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foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm
WE LIKE TO PARTY
[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.
Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.
Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.
1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.
Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?
It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.
(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:
1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.
Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.
1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.
Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?
It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.
(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
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Maybe? Someone has to have, don't they?
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[Even the ones that just accepted it straightaway don't seem to know what's going on, so.
He finally realizes she isn't actually looking at him as they're speaking, and he follows her line of sight towards the door. It's a valid worry, he guesses, seeing as he was concerned about it at first too (he has no desire to go back to almost-drowning).]
...I'm pretty sure it's waterproof.
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[She looks back at the door again.]
...I really hope so. I don't want to think about what would happen if an enclosed space like this started flooding.
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[Everything makes sense when you explain it away like that.]
I wouldn't worry. I can hold my breath for a really long time. So can Beetle, and he's super strong. I'm sure we could get something open so we could escape.
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[She might actually be a little phobic.]
...I don't think magic exists, though?
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[He's not sure why it's still picking people up underwater anyways? It seems like a really niche situation to be in when getting kidnapped by a bus.]
It does, but not everyone can use it. If I had my shamisen I could show you-- I guess they counted that as a weapon? Either way, they took it from me when I got on.
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[Unlike Semblances, which are totally scientific and not at all magical, really.]
What's a- shamisen, you said? They took my weapons, too.
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And it's a string instrument-- it's how I control my magic. Which makes it qualify as dangerous, sort of. I wonder if they're trying to keep everyone safe or if they just don't want us fighting whoever's in charge.
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Oh, that's too bad. I would've liked to hear you play. And. I guess see magic? If it's really real.
[You seem to think it is, anyway, so maybe you're really good at stage magic and just kind of keeping up appearances?]
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[And the only one but. Details.]
Who knows. Maybe they're taking us to a music store.
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[At least she's not under armed escort this time?]
Hee. That would be nice! But it's definitely the weirdest trip to a music store I've heard of, too.
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Uh, just curious, but do you... recognize anyone else here? A few of us seem to already know other people and I'm not sure why they would take some of us in groups but not all of us.
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[She takes a second to look around the bus, just to be sure.]
No, I don't recognize anyone else. But after grabbing me they probably had to escape very quickly, there's a LOT of security at the stadium.
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[Cause that would be all kinds of sensational.]
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