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foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm
WE LIKE TO PARTY
[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.
Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.
Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.
1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.
Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?
It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.
(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:
1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.
Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.
1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.
Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?
It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.
(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
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So, he turns, and there's nothing there. Then, he looks down.]
...What sort of a question is that? [He rumbles quietly, confusing outweighing the rage for the moment.] Of course I am, I'm a Maxmimal.
[Says that without a second thought.]
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[Does that mean there are more like him? Like her, maybe?]
...Which kingdom are you from? Not Atlas, I'd- I'd know if Mister Ironwood and my father were working on something like this.
[She would, right? Right. Almost certainly. Probably. Maybe.]
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[And actual, 100% human being, standing before him. He's surprised.]
...A Kingdom? No. I hail from Cybertron, a planet far away from your world.
[Which is Earth. He didn't know Humans still had kingdoms, that's cool.]
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[what's an earth]
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Not for Humans, although we're aware of your attempts.
[Hi they kind of took an important thing from one of the human race's probes a while back. Sorry, they're probably not getting it back.]
Many things are possible. It's just a matter of... figuring out the correct way. Like figuring out why I am trapped on this obnoxious vehicle.
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[That seems like something most people would know about, right. Trying to launch stuff off the planet is almost certainly something Atlas would try to keep track of.]
Hm. Usually when there's a kidnapping, it's because people want something, like ransom.
[...Or hyper-advanced military technology, she suddenly worries.]
Do you think everyone here might- be worth a lot of money, or something?
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[Fortunately, Dinobot's not too heartbroken about spoilers.]
Hmm... perhaps. Although, if we were kidnapped by a group of Predacons, I would see little reason as to why they would want only one Maximal, some humans... and a cow.
[Among others.]
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Surely you must be from Earth. But it's no surprise that you wouldn't know of my people.
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...why would people name a planet after dirt?
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A question I've found myself asking once a full moon. You would think that your species would find a better name for their home planet.
[Like Cybertron. A cool name.]
...Are you not from Earth?