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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm

WE LIKE TO PARTY

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
standsforrevenge: (one hundred ladies)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-03 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, it's more of a saliva-swapping-session-mobile!

[eyebrow waggle]
oh_worm: (no really)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-03 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, I was afraid you were going to say that.

[ She looks around. Nope, no one who can bail her out. ]

I'm not really on the spit market right now. Sorry.
standsforrevenge: (llllllladies)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, we don't have to rush. We've got all night... or however long this bus trip is gonna be. So why don't we... take it slow?
oh_worm: (mmmmmm)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh she is NOT used to this level of persistence no boy she knows can keep their shit together for the twenty seconds it would take to hit on someone ]

Uhhh... will saying I'm into ladycurves get you to stop doing this thing you're doing?
oh_worm: (hhuh?)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-04 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm sure you're nice! But my romance life is already super janked up, and I don't need more moop on top of what I've got. Alright?
standsforrevenge: (extra sad drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, really? But what if you meet, like, a really hot girl who's totally your type on this mysterious party bus tour?
oh_worm: (no really)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-04 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Then, uh... I'll figure out what to do when that happens. I read the whole lady-lady romance handbook, there's... protocols.

[ today's running gag is: bethany tezuka pretends to be a lesbian, but just around gandhi!!! ]
standsforrevenge: (one hundred ladies)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-04 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Protocols!? That sounds serious, dude.

...

Can I watch.
oh_worm: (hhuh?)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-04 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
... For like five different reasons? No.
oh_worm: (no really)

[personal profile] oh_worm 2018-06-06 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, one of the lady-lady romance protocols is for sure saying no to that question. Just so you know for the future.