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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm

WE LIKE TO PARTY

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
in4apounding: (i am so confused)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ma'am? Are you all right?

[You look maybe a little. Less frazzled than is normal for a kidnapping victim. Hi pot, this is kettle.]
notthebattleship: (hey there's  robot behind you)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-04 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Human. That's more normal.]

...I am. [She was speechless for a minute and that's an extreme emotional reaction from her.] Is...this a publicity tour?
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
A publicity tour?

[Would she be involved in something like that? Maybe, eventually. When the time came to tell Remnant what she was. Far in the future, hopefully.]

[She would've gotten warning about that though, right.]


I don't think so? Publicity for what?
notthebattleship: (no sir you're just a dick)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
For this new mode of transportation. I would think someone brought it to the office to show it off, but...

[She can't even finish her sentence, what is wrong with her? Zhu Li shuts her eyes for a moment before looking straight at Penny.]

Where did they find all of you?
in4apounding: (huh)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
New- oh, because there's no driver? I suppose so, but I don't know why they'd want me for someone like that. Maybe if I'd we on the tournament, but I hadn't even finished my first match in the singles round when they grabbed me.

[She sounds kind of annoyed at that last part.]
notthebattleship: (honestly)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Where were you when it showed up?
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
The Vytal Stadium? I was one of the tournament participants.

[you know what that is right]

[She sounds at least a little proud when she says it, though.]
notthebattleship: (honestly)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know where that is.

[If it was a pro bending stadium, she'd heard of it.]
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not- ...where- I'm sorry, where are you from again?
in4apounding: (i am so confused)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've heard of it, sorry. Which kingdom is it in?
notthebattleship: (hey there's  robot behind you)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[A second of staring. Who hasn't heard of Republic City but people living under rocks?]

It's the capital of the United Republic.
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've heard of that either.

[Who hasn't heard of Disney Anime Olympics Vytal Festival?]
notthebattleship: (hey there's  robot behind you)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then where are you from?
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Atlas Academy? I mean, like I said, I was just in the Vytal Stadium in Vale, but before that-
notthebattleship: (angry small woman)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-08 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
None of those names ring a bell. What about the Earth Kingdom? The Fire Nation?
in4apounding: (i am so confused)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, sorry. ...Are those their actual names? They're kind of- generic, I guess.
notthebattleship: (angry small woman)

[personal profile] notthebattleship 2018-06-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, they've been called that for thousands of years.

[And if she was from her world, she'd know that.

Oh great, was this the Spirit Realm or whatever the benders called it?]


But you know the entire scope of your globe, do you?