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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm

WE LIKE TO PARTY

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Bojack's only response to that is to blink slowly, as if realisation is dawning on him. Maybe this is his chance to take everything back and fix things? He's not sure how it works, but if he kills her twice then he's really, really salvageabley fucked up.]

Sarah Lynn, listen to me, you need to stay off the drugs. Alright? They won't take you anywhere good, promise me. I'm... I'm from the future.

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[personal profile] dumbshits 2018-06-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[um...okay...?]

Pssh, is this like the episode where a future Horse comes back from the future that totally wasn’t aping off the success of Back to the Future? Is that what you’re tryin to do?
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
That episode was written months before that garbage hit the screens. I'm telling you, Michael J. Fox stole the scripts when he guest starred and now he has Parkinson's and I don't think that's a coincidence.

[He is going way off track. He sighs, rubbing a hand over his face.]

I think I remember things you don't. In a real way, not easily consumable buddhism ways.
Edited 2018-06-04 04:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dumbshits 2018-06-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[to be fair eric stolz was originally marty boj- aw screw it]

Ooooooohhhh, you mean like bad trip style? Gotcha. Like trying to tell people about horribly traumatic dreams you've had that they were in but just being totaalllllyyyy blown off regardless of how their nonreactions might affect you psychologically down the line.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-04 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, Sarah Lynn. I mean like, I've lived for days- weeks past the last thing you remember and you.. stopped living..

[It sounds like a joke, but the way he's hanging his head? The way his voice wavers? That's hard to fake.

Even for an actor.]