WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[manecharacter]

I feel like a bazooka is the last thing that anyone here needs. Especially you. What are you, twelve?

[oh_worm]

Seventeen and trained with them, thank you very much. And I know it wouldn't get us out of here safely on its own, but I'd feel better if I wasn't totally unarmed in the whack hypnotism party bus.

[manecharacter]

You look twelve. [Helpful.]

Why are they teaching twelve year olds to fire bazookas and if you're so well-trained why haven't you called in your Girl Scout Squat Team yet?

[oh_worm]

And you look like a guy with a horse mask on, but here we are.

[ She blinks. ]

I tried to call in the rest of the Bravest Warriors when I got in here, but there's no signal. I keep saying we need to make sure communications work in other times and dimensions, but noooo, that's "probably impossible" and "how many times are we gonna need that anyway?"

[manecharacter]

I'm not a guy with a horse mask on, dumb-ass. I am a horse.

[oh_worm]

Duh! And I'm not twelve, ya butt, don't dish it if you can't take it!

[manecharacter]

Alright, alright. I concede to your teen logic, alright? Now tell me why the hell you know how to wield a bazooka and if I get you one, will you use it to get me the hell off this bus?

[oh_worm]

I've been training with weapons and stuff since I was like a baby. My dad trained me for a while, then he disappeared and now I'm self-taught.

[manecharacter]

Is there a particular reason he decided to weaponize a baby?

[oh_worm]

So I could take over doing hero stuff when he died! ... or got trapped in another dimension or uh... you know, got brainwashed by a worm and started a cult. Stuff dads do, am I right? [ nervous laughter... ]

[manecharacter]

That sounds like the opposite of what dads do. In more ways than one.

So, worms, huh?

[oh_worm]

Having done some hard self-reflection since I cut him out of my life I'm not super jazzed about how he did as a dad, no.

[ She swallows. ]

Haha, yeah. Worms. Well, one big immortal worm from another dimension, but I mean. Who's counting?

[manecharacter]

I know how that is. Only my dad made it easy for me by dying.

[Coldly.]

Ohh.. are you playing a character..?

[oh_worm]

Oh. Mine's in jail for a very long time.

[ Tilts her head. ]

Nnnno? But if this is making you uncomfortable I'm super happy to talk about something besides the Aeon Worm. Literally anything.

[manecharacter]

[Bojack laughs through his teeth at her assurance.]

I'm fine, kid. I don't think there's anything about this situation that could make me less uncomfortable. [But the fact that she's trying does warm him. Sort of.]

Sounds like your life kind of sucks.

[oh_worm]

It's... I still have most of my friends and we're doing pretty good at beating the bad guys right now!

[ she sighs ]

But seriously, I'm not dealing with multiple boys I know being in love with me at once, so there's some progress? Less moop, anyway.

[manecharacter]

That doesn't sound like a problem to me. [Says Bojack, desperate for love and attention at all times.]

I'm going to be saying this a lot, but what the hell is moop?

[oh_worm]

Moop is like... big scary feelings? Sometimes it turns into being angry or sad or jealous, but it's what comes before that.

[manecharacter]

Sounds like something Todd would say. [He does not explain who Todd is.]

Sounds like something that trends for 3 months and dies with every other meme.

[oh_worm]

I mean I'm pretty sure it started as a meme! People used to say "mood" about stuff, and then it got misspelled somewhere, and took on a whole other meaning. And for some reason it stuck around long enough that it's just a word now, I guess, even though no one really says "mood" anymore unless they're trying to be vintage.

[manecharacter]

That is, and I don't say this lightly given the circumstances, the stupidest thing I've heard all day.