WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[studentbody]

It's, like. A twig.

[Cleo's eyes light up, suddenly.]

Could you smoke it?

[treefetish]

... No.

[studentbody]

Oh. So why do you care so much?

[treefetish]

Because it's my tree! The one my best friend risked his life to bring to our town! If it gets hurt because I wasn't there to help it... [oh god she thinks she'll die]

[studentbody]

But trees are, like...boring? Unless...is it a raisin tree?

[treefetish]

Trees are not boring! They're the most interesting things in the whole world! [which to her is like maybe five miles so like]

... Do raisins grow on trees? [files away this New Tree Fact]

[studentbody]

If you come from, like, a farm or something, I guess.

[She shrugs, sloshing some rum and coke on herself in the process as the bus goes over a bump in the road (???).]

Probably? Doesn't everything?

[treefetish]

"Farm..." [nope never had that one before]

Some things grow on bushes, or in the soil! And vines... And probably other things.

[studentbody]

You know. With cows? And corn?

[She shrugs.]

Same thing, though, right?

[treefetish]

Oh, I met a cow today! [SUPER GODDAMN PROUD]

[studentbody]

Yeah, I don't think they're usually supposed to talk...

[But then again what the fuck does she know.]

[treefetish]

... What?

[studentbody]

You're talking about the little, like, squirrel cow thing, right?

[Wabuu. She thinks you're talking about Wabuu.]

[treefetish]

-- Oh, no, I mean... The big one, like... [puts her hand up to a vaguely Otis-level height] I haven't seen anyone like that yet-- but, if it talks, it's probably a guardian or something.

could they be on more different wavelengths

[studentbody]

A guardian? Like a foster parent?

[treefetish]

No-- well, maybe, sort of. More like a... protective spirit? Something like that.

[studentbody]

That sounds kind of fake?

[treefetish]

Oh.

[silence]

I mean, so does a talking animal? So, it's more like... which sounds less fake?

[studentbody]

This whole stupid bus is fake. We're under the freaking ocean.

[treefetish]

Do you think this is a dream, too? I know that's a leading theory right now.

[studentbody]

Maybe. My vote is on a drug trip right now. That stuff makes you see crazy things.

[illustrative jazz hands!]

[treefetish]

Oh, it can't be that! I've never done drugs in my whole life.

[studentbody]

You never know, someone could have slipped something in your drink.

[You know. Casual.]

[treefetish]

... Oh, gosh. You don't think somebody would really do that, would they?

[studentbody]

Absolutely. JFK for sure did it a bunch.

[Unclear whether she's talking about the real one or the clone one.]