WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[handhook]

This is a lot of trouble to go through for a meal.

[toogoodtobetrue]

It's not impossible. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

[handhook]

I won't deny the possibility. I'm only questioning the methods.

[toogoodtobetrue]

The methods are nothing unusual. Last time I was lured with dreams, and she created an entire world made of dust and sand, mimicking everything I knew.

Compared to that, a party bus is almost nice because it's bound to be quicker than that.

[No more playing the long game, Coraline hopes. If someone wants to do something awful, then she hopes they'll reveal such intentiones soon]

[handhook]

[He has to raise an eyebrow at that.]

An entire world. That would be quite the trap.

If you really are only a girl, you must be an unlucky one.

[toogoodtobetrue]

Yeah, apparently I am, because now I'm trapped here. I thought I'd continue life as normal, but noooooo!

[She's so tired of this bullshit already and she hasn't even arrived to the destination]

[handhook]

Unfortunately, that's not something we always get to choose.

[It's said a little dryly. Even so... That's remarkably poor luck, yeah.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Have you gone through something like this before?

[She hopes everyone here is equally unlucky as her. It would make her feel less attacked by the universe]

[handhook]

Aside from the occasional assassination attempt? [The question is dry.] I wouldn't say so. Certainly nothing as random as being kidnapped for a meal.

[The assassination attempts had nothing to do with being unlucky, after all.]