WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[udderly]

It wasn't that big a deal, some scientists just mistook me for a cave cow. [I'm not making that up. That's a real thing that happened in Back at the Barnyard.] I got out so no harm, no foul.

[carbonairhead]

Well, we'll make sure no one locks you up here! [ fizzy you've been kidnapped-- ] I'll just explain, uh, everything!

[udderly]

[otis laughs bc what a cute baby honestly]

Thanks. I'm sure that'll help a lot.

[carbonairhead]

You're welcome! [ Brightly, still not remotely shhhhh. ] So what's your name? If we're gonna be friends, you have to tell me! I'm Fizzy, nice to meet you!

[udderly]

Otis. [........ it's fine. he's given up. that's a lost cause, she's too cute to deny. this is his pony child now.] Nice to meet you, Fizzy.

[carbonairhead]

[ don't forget you're here forever ]

Otis. Wow, that's a nice name. It really sounds like it fits you!

[udderly]

[Otis laughs slightly.]

Fizzy's a cute name too. It definitely sounds like a horse name.

[carbonairhead]

Thanks! It matches my symbol!

[ she gestures with her muzzle at the fucking brand on her flank, that's fine ]

[udderly]

[Otis definitely hadn't noticed that yet and he looks. Vaguely horrified.]

Your, uh. Symbol?

[TINY PONY, THAT'S A BRAND!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!!]

[carbonairhead]

Yep! All little ponies are born with them.

[ c: c: c: ]

[udderly]

[ummmmmMMMMMM]

Born . . . with them? [WHAT] That's, uh. That's nice.

[carbonairhead]

[ c: ! ]

They're all shapes and colors, they give us our names! Isn't it cute?

[udderly]

[IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF CUTE, ACTUALLY!!!]

Oh. I see. That's, uh. "Cute" is definitely a word for it.