WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[notthebattleship]

I'm curious. [She says like it's obvious.] We could use some of your scientific knowledge to improve our living conditions and medical treatments.

[handhook]

I'm no scientist. If that's what you want, you had better turn your attention elsewhere.

[notthebattleship]

[She's disappointed but doesn't let that show on her face.] I don't need the details. We can always reverse engineer what we find.

[handhook]

And why do you think I would give away Atlantean technology so freely?

[notthebattleship]

I'm not asking for weapons.

[handhook]

[That's...fair. As easy as it is to distrust, after what his brother attempted, he should ease up.

A little.]

Perhaps if I know just what kind of person I'd be giving it to.

[notthebattleship]

I work for an inventor. [That's mostly true. Varrick is an entrepreneur of every sort and an opportunist with few morals. The Atlantean doesn't have to know about his foray into weapons dealing.] Even the general idea of underwater domes and mechanical appendages would be enough for him to work off of.

[handhook]

[He meets her explanation with a low grunt, the sound noncommittal.]

Well, you have those ideas. Anything more than that is purely hypothetical. I don't have any Atlantean technology to loan you right now.

[notthebattleship]

I could sketch the mechanism of your hand.

[handhook]

There isn't much more for you to see than this.

[He lifts his metal-plated stump/claw combo in her direction for emphasis.]

[notthebattleship]

[True, but she makes a quick mental diagram of how it appears to connect. If only there was some form of pen and paper on this "bus".

But thankfully she just nods and sits quietly for the rest of the ride.]