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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-03 12:26 pm

WE LIKE TO PARTY

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]
candymancan: (hey. die)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, never. Why- what is Aku?
fiftyyearspast: (whaaat)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's the guy that owns and controls nearly everything on the planet- At least, where I'm from.

Most products have his name and face on it.

[the tree demon sure is a capitalist bastard!]
candymancan: (please dont doing that with your mouth)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Sounds interesting.

Before you ask, I don't own everything in the world where I'm from. Just my brand of candies and chocolates.

[So far.]
fiftyyearspast: (Default)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack feels there's a hidden 'yet' in there somewhere.]

Oh no that's understandable! It's simply refreshing to see there is so much more Aku hasn't gotten his hands on yet, or ever will.

...You don't curse people or kill them to make candies, do you?
candymancan: (awful.)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Of course I don't. My candies are made out of natural ingredients, but not to such a barbaric extent.

[Not on purpose, at least.]
fiftyyearspast: (Default)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[He crosses his arms and sort of has a look like 'what are you hiding, you strange, strange man' or 'please elaborate'.]
candymancan: (smug fuck)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm being serious- you can look at the ingredients on the wrapper of the bar I gave you. The ingredients can't lie.
fiftyyearspast: (Default)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-12 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Squints as he reads]

...

...I don't know what half these words are. What is a 'lactose'?

[JACK......]



candymancan: (:3)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's milk. Specifically, cow's milk- I feel I should specify that before you accuse me of using human's milk or something.
fiftyyearspast: (Default)

[personal profile] fiftyyearspast 2018-06-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! That makes sense.

That's really...something if people use that other thing to make chocolate.