[oh my goooooood why are all his children like this!!! why can't raising children be - oh god. he's turning into ben. is this what character growth feels like??? he doesn't like it.

he pats fizzy's head gently.]

Apparently, the Boss Baby needs special milk to be smart, and the nasty green goblin punted him into the moon before we could stop him. It's okay though - nobody else is gonna die.

[That'll be a goddamn lie in two days.]