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foolishmortals2018-06-10 12:20 pm
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-10 12:20 pm
WEEK 2
[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.
This won't last, however.]
26 guests remain
[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]
{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!
Have fun, you silly toons.}
This won't last, however.]
[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]
{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!
Have fun, you silly toons.}
SUNDAY
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Unfortunately, there's only so long a person can spend cooped up in their room with nothing but a novelization of Space Jam before they start to go insane. When he can't stand it anymore, he finally ventures out, stumbling upon the casino in his search for anything worthwhile.
A short while later, he storms out again, expression drawn even tighter than usual. You might think he's being a sore loser, but actually, it's even worse than that. He's won, and the prize is...
Well. It's hard to make out exactly what's clutched in his hand. But he storms all the way back to that balcony Swackhammer first greeted them on, glaring up at it as he tries to gauge its height by sight alone. Finally, he hefts his arm back and chucks the mystery object straight toward it.
Unfortunately, his aim is a little off. It thuds the edge of the balcony's handrail and bounces uselessly downward, hitting the ground with an odd, dull smack. Where it lies on the ground, any passerby should be able to see that, actually, it's a...
A severed hand?]
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Zhu Li pauses and just. Contemplates her life. And looks up at the balcony. And then at Aquaman as if he saw everything.]
It only took a week.
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Whose hand is that?!
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Stares at hand.
Looks up at Aquaman
Looks back to hand.
Puffs cigar.]
Well that's ONE way to interpret a hand job.
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That- didn't belong to anyone, did it?
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down for some backtags friendo?
You know, if you're trying to give someone a hand, this isn't really the way to do it.
[#justbugdadjokes]
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[ And he's gonna reach for that hand! ]
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King Dice + candy-themed breakdowns
Later, Wonka can be found in the hotel lobby, contemplating his "prizes". A useless acorn, and a piece of candy.]
Do they really expect me to believe any of the candy they make here could be worth eating?
[He contemplates it for a good fifteen minutes- not moving, barely blinking. Finally, with one swift movement, he pops it into his mouth.
. . .]
Who... Who made this? Who did this?
[There may be tears in his eyes.]
I- how could they have possibly made something so... beautiful. Exquisite. Oh my God, I- I can't handle this, the flavors, I- oh my GOD...
[Aaaaand now he's sobbing on the hotel floor, curled into a ball on the ground.]
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candy breakdown
Are you alright?
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candy breakdown
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MONDAY
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FREE TO TAKE
[She tasted some of it out of curiosity, found it gross, and now everyone else has to try it.
Otherwise, she's in the lobby with a new tiny notepad she took from the souvenir shops. She starts to copy down information from the profiles, only to give up and entertain herself by pressing one song after another. Each of the 26 listed. And then starts over with the playlist.]
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After her good workout, Ginger scouts the kitchen in search of food. She'd been rather put off eating since she came here, and it'd finally caught up to her. Being given options other than run-of-the-mill chicken feed was...actually kind of nice, but the ability to actually choose what to eat has her piling up a rather odd assortment of vegetables and dried foods as she goes through the fridge and cupboards.]
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TUESDAY
MOTIVE: I Heard You Like To Party
Alright, rejects! Get back to Swackhammer Lane, it's time to spice things up a little!
[Swackhammer is at his perch, once again. He walks out, smoking yet another skunky cigar, and notices a little bit of blood on the handrail of the balcony. It smells like...hm. Severed hand. Awkward. He shrugs it off.]
You morons are bein borin', which doesn't help my case at all! I wanna see action, bloodshed, and more! So, here's what I'm offerin you as a reward!
[As if on cue, a large curtain appears from practically nowhere in front of the gathered attendees, revealing their old friend...The Moron Mountain Party Bus.]
Kill someone and she's all your's! Bells, whistles, and all! Yeah? How's that for a motive? You like it? You freaking love it, right? So good.
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this is a late as hell response to motive but
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Everyone- Everyone!
[Being a little chicken, it's hard to get noticed by a crowd of people that are...pretty much all much taller than you, and mostly chattering amongst themselves. With a resigned sigh, she rears her head back and lets out a loud-]
BWAAAAAAAARK
[That ought to do it. She dusts off her hands, ready to speak now.]
Everyone- this can't possibly be worth killing over, can it? A party bus for another life? [She wouldn't believe it a worthwhile motive at all, but, look at this crowd.] If we all just keep our cool and work with each other, we can all get out of here together.
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WEDNESDAY
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He had dismissed it earlier, in all honesty. Too hoity-toity for his liking. Smokey, sure, but the glitz and glamour is just too much for his liking. That changes pretty quick once he noticed something pretty important.
He was winning. Like, at a really good rate. Like damn.
So there he is for many hours, toiling away at the casino, trying to weasel as many games as he can. He doesn't have any tokens and he doesn't care, he just wants to play some goddamn cards. He'll play with the expectation of no prize if King Dice'll let him and he'll play with anyone who can handle the smell of sweat, coffee, and pure passion fro the game that's just bursting out of his shaky body.
Eventually though, he leaves to take a nap and a shower and stretch the ol' limbs. But that's all a lead up to enjoy his hard earned prize.]
BEEP BEEP!
[And that's Dan Backslide, spinning around wildly in a car around Swackhammer Avenue, firing a mustard gun in every which direction. He's so happy.]
I'M LIVING! I'M CHASING MY BLISS! AND EVERYONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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>Investigate?]
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THURSDAY
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As soon as enough people show up, he clearly his throat, does some "mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiii!" and folds his hands over the rack.]
Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to mourn the loss of one Baby, Comma, Boss. We didn't have much time to know this young go-getter, but he managed to speak to our hearts nonetheless.
He was a man plagued with sorrow. I think we all remember how he suffered under the hands of John Dreamworks and how those experiences shaped the man we knew today. Despite the trauma he had been raised with, he grew into one of the biggest, kindest hearts we've ever known.
[He sniffs a little, wiping away tears.]
Ohhhh the times we all shared with him. I'm sure we all have stories about the good he's done for us. All those wild parties he made for Coraline and the Little Girl. All those times he bailed Penny out of jail. How he helped Wabuu move all 37 of his couches. And, of course, as we all remember, the incredible efforts he took to get Dinobot off those drugs. What an incredible soul.
[He pulls out a handkerchief and honks it loudly.] I-I'm sorry. I'm getting choked up. I'll let other speak up if they want to pay their respects. Except for Otis. We all know what you did to him.
[He sets a box out on the floor labeled "Dead Baby" and goes off to sob in a corner.]
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PAGING DICE KING
Fifty-six...[Walks over to the ball, picks it up, turns, shoots, and scores.] Fifty-seven... [Repeats that] Fifty-eight...
Fifty-nine...
[In the evening, she stops by the casino for the second time, now to actually have a conversation with her opponent instead of just grabbing her hard-earn shit and leaving without a word.]
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Some of his experiments end up on the counter, for better or worse. You can try one if you dare...
Later, he can be found at the gym, exploring most of the equipment and murmuring to himself. Mostly about how he's never seen something before, but he does eye one of the treadmills suspiciously.
Just gonna...push a button anD STARTLE IN SURPRISE and then eventually get used to it maybe and just watch it, amazed]
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