WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[toogoodtobetrue]

Let's see what we got here... [Coraline takes out one of those. Nom!

...

Well this is regret. Coraline chews and wishes she hadn't tried this snack. Just what's in these things?! Coraline takes the box to read it carefully, commenting while she's still reading]

Okay, I see why you're giving it away. This is pretty bad.

[notthebattleship]

Yes. [I mean. It was obvious.] Considering the crew, there is a high probability that someone likes...this flavor.

[So let's find out via trial and error.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

They'd need to have really bad taste to like--oh.

[Well no wonder why it's so awful:]

This is made for dogs.

[notthebattleship]

Dogs?

[Like Polar bear dogs?]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Yup. You know, 'woof woof'?

[Are you like Audrey, just that instead of not knowing plants you don't know animals? Hah!]

[notthebattleship]

We don't have any animals that's just a "dog".

[toogoodtobetrue]

Really? Then what do you have?

[notthebattleship]

Polar dogs. Deer dogs. Goat dogs. Meerkat prairie dogs.

[Just to list what's on the wiki.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Coraline's imagining outlandish creatures she's not sure should exist. What kind of messed up fauna is this]

...how's that possible? Did all animals get combined or...something?

[So confused]

[notthebattleship]

No, that's how they are. How could they be combined?

[toogoodtobetrue]

I have heard about all those animals before, but definitely not... [She pushes her fingertips together] ...all mashed like that. I can't imagine how a polar bear dog would be like...

[Well, she can, but she doubts it's anywhere close to reality]

[notthebattleship]

I'm not an artist, but it's a bipedal large white animal.

[toogoodtobetrue]

I'm not an artist either, but...

[Coraline looks for paper and pen. After a moment she returns with a drawing she hastily made. It's what she imagines a polar bear dog would be like. Well it does look like a bear, and like a dog, it just...

...it just isn't menacing at all, despite the pointy claws and teeth. Blame Coraline's average art skills]

[notthebattleship]

[It's like a giant dog that looks like a bear. Close enough.]

Yes, it does resemble that.

[toogoodtobetrue]

Wow. The place you come from is weird. Like, fairy-tale weird.

[...]

I almost want to go there, just to see more.

[notthebattleship]

Is it? [There's plenty of spiritual stuff she doesn't understand, but it's just another facet of reality to her.]

If we can get a bus, perhaps you could.

[toogoodtobetrue]

We're already searching for a bus, we have two who can drive it, and even if we don't get home right away, there should be interesting enough stuff along the way.

Of course the problem is to find the bus, but how hard can that be?

[And then the next day the green guy says the motive and, well, you know how this week went, don't you, Zhu Li]