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Hey.

[There’s a man here where there wasn’t before - you certainly don’t recognize him. But he’s wearing a baseball cap, a Tune Squad jersey and a blazer and suit pants. He’s very lackadaisical.]

Heard I could be of some assistance. Name’s Bill. Sorry I’m late, writer was having an existential crisis at his job. All jokes aside, really happy to be here. Gonna do some neat stuff today.

bringmecontracts

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]

Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.

justsaysure

[On Wednesday morning Michael appears again, this time looking over his back every now and again, as if he was worried about being watched. He knocks on everyone's doors to rise them, but speaks in a hushed tone when they finally come out.]

Okay, I think this is the best time we have to infiltrate the building.

[Whether your character is initially reluctant or not, you eventually follow Michael outside the hotel. He almost immediately takes a left into the fog.]

Let's see, I'm sure I remember where this is...

[After a bit of what feels like blind wandering, a mansion suddenly appears from the fog. From the incredibly run down nature of both the hotel and the park, it's honestly shocking how well kept this place looks.

When they enter into the building, they'll find that it's similarly well kept, but almost eerily silent. What's more is that the building is divided into two floors.

Michael looks thoughtful for a moment before turning to the others.]

We should probably split up to look for anything useful. I feel like there's enough of us that we could at least fend of someone if they try attacking us long enough to get the others.

[Hey even if you're uncertain of the claim, it seems pretty empty right now, so why not investigate?

grimgrinningghosts

[Well that was certainly eventful. Even though Kubo managed to kill the host of the round, you still feel no less trapped in this park, especially with King Dice stepping in as the ruler.

The park doesn't seem to change much despite this, however. The only notable thing is that King Dice seems to be missing from the casino, and from the park in general. But don't fret anyone, if you have some final coins you need to exchange, There is a fancy new slot machine that randomly spits out a prize just for you! It seems like none of the consolation prizes are in it either.

Still, it's a cold comfort when you're still horribly trapped here, but hey! There's only one guy left you need to defeat to end this game.]

You are the remaining guests

[SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY]

{OOC: welcome to endgame! We will be posting endgame details within the next day or so, along with endgame check in! We can say for sure that Endgame ICly happens on Wednesday and OOCly happens this Friday (7/20) with the final trial the following day. If you have any questions or concerns, please let us know!

Have fun with your last week, everyone c:}

grimgrinningghosts

[Another week, and if no one kills by today, King Dice himself will die. That in itself would make most people hope that, for once, people don't kill each other.

But, well, when you leave your room today...

Well, why don't you investigate yourself?]

grimgrinningghosts

[Almost like some kind of curse, the more lame the motive, the more horrible the murder turns out to be

The next land is open, and this appears to be the last one you're getting, as from here it closes the loop around the park.

... You might be able to see a familiar face there this week too. Take that as you will.]

13 Guests Remain

[SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{Don't forget to fill out your weekly activity check!}

grimgrinningghosts

[Ok ok, surely no one would even think of taking this motive right? Right??? See, there's not even anything off in the hotel today! Maybe that's proof that everyone finally wised up?

... You still wanna Investigate, since your missing socks are back?]

grimgrinningghosts

[It's been a month now, and even more people keep dying. Even more, one of the beloved (if.... very weird) guests killed two people just because it was "funny", and while there seems to be other people they don't seem too interested in helping out or even being seen.

This week a new land opens to the public which, depending on the last trial might be a blessing or a curse.]

17 Guests Remain

[SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

grimgrinningghosts

[So poll time!

Would anyone here actually want to kill someone for a bag of cheetos?

... I mean I am personally suspicious of everyone

Still, once again there are no dead bodies when you first wake up, at least!

But hey, you got nothing better to do, why not investigate!]

grimgrinningghosts

[Well you've been here for almost a month now, and it feels like you're no closer to finding a way to stop Swackhammer or King Dice. Heck, it might feel like you're even more powerless after the trial that just happened.

Maybe you'll start to find new clues, but who knows if it will aid in your escape.

But perhaps... on the bright side... a new park location has opened up? At least you get music and art now!]

20 Guest Remain

[SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

grimgrinningghosts

[Another week, another death, another "surely no one would be dumb enough to kill over Swackhammer's dumb motive!"

... Another week for you to be proven wrong in this trashfire.

Still, on the bright side! The hotel is completely clear of anything terrifying or off today!

But you'll probably wanna investigate, just to be sure.]

grimgrinningghosts

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

23 Guest Remaining

[SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{Don't forget to fill in this week's activity check!}

grimgrinningghosts

[Everyone wakes up this morning and finds that nothing is immediately off, however you have the strangest feeling of-

Actually you know what?

A baby died this week already.

This sinful game doesn't deserve playful coyness this week.

Investigate?]

grimgrinningghosts

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

grimgrinningghosts

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

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