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[billfuckingmurray]

Hey.

[There’s a man here where there wasn’t before - you certainly don’t recognize him. But he’s wearing a baseball cap, a Tune Squad jersey and a blazer and suit pants. He’s very lackadaisical.]

Heard I could be of some assistance. Name’s Bill. Sorry I’m late, writer was having an existential crisis at his job. All jokes aside, really happy to be here. Gonna do some neat stuff today.

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[in4apounding]

[....]

[She's not sure what she expected, besides "not this".]

How did- ....Is there any point to asking how you just did that?

[billfuckingmurray]

Long explanation or short explanation?

[in4apounding]

Mmmmstart with the short explanation, I guess?

[billfuckingmurray]

I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned. Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.

[in4apounding]

Oh.

[Dot dot you know the fucking drill.]

Neat. Um- that sounds really painful, but neat.




But how does that mean you can just appear like that, is that the long explanation?

[billfuckingmurray]

Trade secret.

[in4apounding]

...That's fair.

[She's kind of getting the impression that she wouldn't understand anyway.]

[billfuckingmurray]

You know it.

[standsforrevenge]

Holy shit, it's Bill Murray!

[in4apounding]

You know him?!

[Heck, Gandhi knows something period?]

[Sorry Gandhi.]

[standsforrevenge]

Dude, you know? Ghostbusters? Caddyshack? Groundhog's Day? I've seen like all of his movies!

[Except Space Jam apparently.]

[in4apounding]

...I don't think we have those on Remnant?

[Probably? Also busting ghosts probably isn't going to be that helpful per se when they're trying to bring a dead guy back to life.]

[standsforrevenge]

...That's it, we're having a goddamn movie night.

[in4apounding]

Oh, that sounds really fun!

[Are you actually ready for hours of Penny Not Getting The Joke, Gandhi. Are you.]

[codeofhero]

He is an Earth actor then? I wonder if he has done Shakespeare.

[He'll never be that lucky.]

[billfuckingmurray]

Obviously. Duh. I know Shake Spears.

[codeofhero]

[...lets out a long breath]

If I ask an unrelated question... do you care much for this park?

[billfuckingmurray]

Nobody will ever believe you.

[standsforrevenge]

Can I please have your autograph.

[billfuckingmurray]

Better luck next time, kid. I’m sorry.

[standsforrevenge]

NO.....

[This is literally the worst thing to ever happen to him. Worse than having everyone around him die in increasingly gruesome ways over the course of two months.]

[oh_worm]

[ well this guy sure looks... normal? ]

Oh snap, like the actor?

[billfuckingmurray]

If you wanna get technical, yeah.

[oh_worm]

You know, of actors from the 20th and 21st centuries to have big wild powers, you seem like a good pick.

[billfuckingmurray]

You know, stuff happens, man. Sometimes people like us just kinda wind up getting this stuff. Luckily, I’m pretty chill about it, not genociding cities full of robots or anything.

[oh_worm]

Yeah, that would be a bummer. But you do seem pretty chill, for sure!

[billfuckingmurray]

I try. Succeed too, really, but that’s beside the point.

[oh_worm]

Huh. So you can get us home and bring back the people who died? I just wanna know if I need to steel myself to tell a pony's girlfriend what happened to her, and also, you know. Trauma all around. Ha.

[ she's Fine ]

[billfuckingmurray]

Oh yeah. Yeah, I can do that. I probably should’ve done it a while ago, but hey. Better late than never.

[oh_worm]

Really? I...

[ oh no, she's. being openly happy? ]

I... you gotta understand, the last guy I met even close to on your level was a total butt.

[billfuckingmurray]

Was it Walt. I’ve heard that guy was a dick. Or Stan, mayb - nah. Too nice.

[oh_worm]

Huh? No, it was an Emotion Lord. One of my friends grows up to be him and he exists outside of time and space and junk? But I don't think Emotion Lords can bring people back from the dead, so you have a leg up on him there.

[billfuckingmurray]

Oh, huh. Well, that’s rough for him, bud.

[oh_worm]

Chris is doing pretty good at not being a jerk old man so far, at least, but uh. No, it wasn't Walt or... Stan. Is the point.

[billfuckingmurray]

Stan’s fine. He does cameos. He didn’t kill robot Rod Serling. I’m getting a little off track here.

[oh_worm]

Right! Sorry.

[billfuckingmurray]

It’s okay, this conversation is the most exciting thing to happen to me in like twenty years.

[bringmecontracts]

I missed ya too, Bill.

[billfuckingmurray]

Dude. Dice. Diceman. You were literally dating the Devil.

[in4apounding]

[is that a thing that can happen why would you mention that specifically w h y]

[codeofhero]

[There's two perfectly good robots over here who didn't need to hear that, bill]