GODDAMNIT BILL FUCKING MURRAY (
billfuckingmurray) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-07-25 07:23 am
Entry tags:
DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA!
Hey.
[There’s a man here where there wasn’t before - you certainly don’t recognize him. But he’s wearing a baseball cap, a Tune Squad jersey and a blazer and suit pants. He’s very lackadaisical.]
Heard I could be of some assistance. Name’s Bill. Sorry I’m late, writer was having an existential crisis at his job. All jokes aside, really happy to be here. Gonna do some neat stuff today.
[There’s a man here where there wasn’t before - you certainly don’t recognize him. But he’s wearing a baseball cap, a Tune Squad jersey and a blazer and suit pants. He’s very lackadaisical.]
Heard I could be of some assistance. Name’s Bill. Sorry I’m late, writer was having an existential crisis at his job. All jokes aside, really happy to be here. Gonna do some neat stuff today.

no subject
[She's not sure what she expected, besides "not this".]
How did- ....Is there any point to asking how you just did that?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[Dot dot you know the fucking drill.]
Neat. Um- that sounds really painful, but neat.
But how does that mean you can just appear like that, is that the long explanation?
no subject
no subject
[She's kind of getting the impression that she wouldn't understand anyway.]
no subject
no subject
no subject
[Heck, Gandhi knows something period?]
[Sorry Gandhi.]
no subject
[Except Space Jam apparently.]
no subject
[Probably? Also busting ghosts probably isn't going to be that helpful per se when they're trying to bring a dead guy back to life.]
no subject
no subject
[Are you actually ready for hours of Penny Not Getting The Joke, Gandhi. Are you.]
no subject
[He'll never be that lucky.]
no subject
no subject
If I ask an unrelated question... do you care much for this park?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[This is literally the worst thing to ever happen to him. Worse than having everyone around him die in increasingly gruesome ways over the course of two months.]
no subject
Oh snap, like the actor?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[ she's Fine ]
no subject
no subject
[ oh no, she's. being openly happy? ]
I... you gotta understand, the last guy I met even close to on your level was a total butt.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject