WEEK 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well finally deaths are starting to happen in this hell park, and for the amount of shitposting this round is, I'll admit I'm pleasently surprised to see how determined people are to make sure this doesn't happen again.

... Not that it'll matter of course, but it's the thought that counts.

Still, once you wake up on Saturday, you'll find that a new land has opened up! It... sure is a new land, at least?]

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TUESDAY

[grimgrinningghosts]

MOTIVE: Well this is just gross

[imthetrashman]

Where are you toons? I ain’t got all day, you know!

[He probably means to meet up with him at the trash castle again.

He is once again on the balcony smoking a cigar.]

Well the good news is that that dumb bus motive worked like a charm, so I don’t gotta put a lot of thought into the motives from now on.

[He then pulls out a bar of soap and crushes it in his hands.]

So I know how yall love soap, so I decided to remove it entirely from the park until one of you commits murder. And before you ask, yes this includes laundry soap and whatever hippies use to clean soap! I ain’t having you guys squeeze around the motive.

[studentbody]

[Pouting from down below:]

Super rude. What about milk baths?

[essentiallyinvisible]

Wow, you're really spiteful, aren't you?

[standsforrevenge]

NO SHOWERS! WHOO!

[And he immediately starts rolling around on the floor.]

[studentbody]

You're trash.

[you BELONG HERE]

[standsforrevenge]

[Just throwing wads of paper in the air like confetti.]

I'm gonna become one with the garbage.

[studentbody]

Pretty sure you were, like, born that way.

[standsforrevenge]

God don't make no mistakes, baby!

[gandhi you were literally grown in a lab]

[loneleye]

No one here would kill over something like that.

[thegreateggscape]

This hardly seems like a compelling reason to kill.

[She doesn’t know what soap is]

[dumbshits]

I dunno, I’m craving death right now.

[thegreateggscape]

...Should I be concerned?

[dumbshits]

Probbabblllyyyy.

[udderly]

Maybe he's banking on the humans wanting this? I dunno, I've definitely seen them go months without showering.

[Snotty Boy probably never bathes.]

[thegreateggscape]

...what is showering?

[udderly]

Humans don't have fur, so sometimes they make a little rainstorm in their house and use it to clear themselves. They call it "showering."

[he doesn't get it either tbh]

[toogoodtobetrue]

This is your revenge for all the foam and suds some people made in Laundryland, isn't it.

[Thanks, Audrey, now everyone will stink]

[treefetish]

[dont worry shes already crippled by guilt]

[codeofhero]

...You can't be serious. No, you're not serious about anything.

[It's taken him this long to realize it.]

[in4apounding]

...You're not very good at this at all, are you.

[oh_worm]

Oh what, first you don't give us bathroom elves, now you're taking away the soap? This is because we had something fun going for more than five seconds, isn't it?

[standsforrevenge]

Bathroom elves? Where?

[oh_worm]

Not in this hole, apparently!

[standsforrevenge]

What the heck do bathroom elves do?