WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[notthebattleship]

[Her finger stops just as it touches the button.]

How loud is it? [Look, if she can press it and retreat to her room safely when she gets tired, she'll do it.]

[candymancan]

Loud enough. Haven't you heard people pressing it before now?

[notthebattleship]

If they did, I was out finding something to do.

[candymancan]

For ten hours straight?

[notthebattleship]

[A shrug.]

I'll promise to be on high alert for babies crying when I walk back to my room after a day at the park.

[candymancan]

As you should be. Imagine, if someone had left an abandoned infant around here somewhere, and you had missed it due to not looking for the sound.

[notthebattleship]

We already have one.

[candymancan]

Well, what if that one started crying and you didn't notice? Or some second baby, also hypothetically drafted into this murder situation.

[notthebattleship]

Would he kidnap another baby if he was upset with one?

[candymancan]

Probably? Maybe. He'll probably kidnap more people once we're all done killing each other, in the hopes of finding the "all stars" he's looking for. Maybe he'll just start with adding more babies to our number.

[notthebattleship]

This is an entertainment venue, not an orphanage, sir.

[candymancan]

Oh, I'm sure Swackhammer will keep that in mind when he starts flooding us with babies.

[notthebattleship]

[But he hates babies as we'll find out later.]

I look forward to that change of heat.

[candymancan]

[Damn... can't believe i predicted baby-themed shenanigans in the future]

Yes, I can't wait for this whole place to get bulldozed and turned into an orphanage full of sweaty babies, either.

still was a hilarious typo of mine

[notthebattleship]

It'd be a change of pace.

[candymancan]

Oh, no, the orphanage would still be full of murder. You think he wouldn't give orphans knives and guns and tell them to kill each other? And orphans are ruthless. We'd all be dead.

[notthebattleship]

Children especially. [She's not disagreeing.]

[candymancan]

Oh, yes. Charming little devils, they all seem to either be sweet and honest or absolute selfish terrors.

[notthebattleship]

And yet your profile says you're specifically working with children recently.

[candymancan]

Correct- believe me, when I say they're little terrors, I mean that from experience.

[He literally just watched a greedy child swell up into a blue balloon and get rolled away to a musical number before being put on a bus.]

[notthebattleship]

Only from this experience?

[candymancan]

I haven't exactly invited children to my factory up until the golden ticket idea came to mind, but I've seen them out in the world before.

[notthebattleship]

So you don't employ children.

[It's uncommon in her world but not unheard of. Good for him?]

[candymancan]

No, of course not. Too annoying to deal with for so long. Oompa-Loompas, yes- and mice, occasionally. But not children.

[notthebattleship]

[Oh boy even more questions.]

And what are...Oompa-Loompas?