WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[studentbody]

[takes a whiff of that cigar smoke—]

...Share.

[treefetish]

That really doesn't sound like a good idea...

[studentbody]

No, I'm pretty sure it's a great idea. Maybe it'll make people hate you less.

[treefetish]

-- what, no, I'm definitely not...

[studentbody]

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

[treefetish]

What about this sounds fun and not super dangerous?

[studentbody]

Uh, everything? It's all natural, anyway, it can't hurt you. Plus...

[You can practically see the gears turning.]

It grows on trees.

[close enough]

[treefetish]

[. . .]

Does it really? You're not just joking?

[studentbody]

It really does. I swear.

[treefetish]

... I mean, I guess it couldn't hurt...

[studentbody]

Totally. Now, help me convince him to give us some.

[treefetish]

How are we supposed to do that?

[studentbody]

Look cute? Stick out your boobs.

[treefetish]

[...

glances down]

Any... other options...

[studentbody]

Nope! [Gives her a shove between the shoulder blades.] Stick 'em out.

[treefetish]

[HOW DO YOU STICK OUT SOMETHING THAT'S BASICALLY CONCAVE

its fine okay shes trying she just wants to help]

[studentbody]

Are...are you doing it? Maybe I should find some tissues...

[treefetish]

Can we maybe just... try just asking nicely first? Maybe?

[studentbody]

UGH fine.

[turning to Swackhammer:]

Pleeeeeease?

[treefetish]

Pretty please?

[imthetrashman]

[in the middle of reading Michael Magazine, having somehow missed all of that:]

Wha?

[studentbody]

Your cigar. Your joint. Can we have some?

[treefetish]

Can we please have some? [POLITENESS IS KEY CLEO]

[imthetrashman]

[just throws down a fuckin bag of weed]

Now stop buggin me!

[studentbody]

YESSSS.

[she doesn't even fucking look twice at Swackhammer or Audrey before making off with the weed.]