WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[dothebackslide]

Ginger!

[Suddenly there, flopped on the ground in her way.] I know you too were SO CLOSE. Wouldn't you like to say some kind words?

[thegreateggscape]

I, uh-

[Looks around desperately for a way out of this.]

[dothebackslide]

[He pats her shoulder.]

I understand. It's hard for all of us. Goodness knows they'll be PLENTY of stories going around.

You know. Because we all cared about him and got to know him.

[Can she feel the smug condensation radiating off of him.]

[thegreateggscape]

[It's suffocating her.

Lowering her voice, she hisses to him in a whisper.]

Have you no respect?

[dothebackslide]

Have you no sense of fun.

[thegreateggscape]

A child is dead.

[dothebackslide]

From getting LAUNCHED INTO SPACE!

That's slapstick gold.

[thegreateggscape]

[There are no words.]

[dothebackslide]

Oh don't be a Debbie Downer. There's a fun in funeral you know.

[thegreateggscape]

My name is Ginger.

[She folds her arms.]

There's nothing fun about someone dying.

[dothebackslide]

HE GOT KICKED INTO THE MOON. HOW IS THAT NOT AMAZING.

[thegreateggscape]

HE DIED.

[dothebackslide]

SACRIFICES MADE FOR COMEDY.

[thegreateggscape]

No one should have to DIE for that!

[She throws up her arms in moral frustration.]

[dothebackslide]

IF YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT, MIGHT AS WELL BE ON A LAUGH.

[thegreateggscape]

I beg to differ.

[dothebackslide]

IF YOU'D RATHER DIE SAD AND EVERYONE ELSE SAD, YOU AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT.