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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-10 12:20 pm
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WEEK 2

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]


26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]


{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Bojack, pressed to a wall, to anyone nearby:]

Okay, now imagine this guy with a bus.
dothebackslide: (I'LL STEAL IT)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD I NEED A BUS WHEN I HAVE A RUNABOUT
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE BUSES ARE BIGGER, ASSHOLE.
dothebackslide: (Confound those Dover boys!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
WHICH MAKES IT HARDER TO TO DONUTS WITH!
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
NOT IF YOU'RE DRUNK ENOUGH.
dothebackslide: (Drat them! They're escorting Dora!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN DRINK IN A RUNABOUT.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN DRINK IN A BUS AND LEAVE THE DRIVER'S SEAT TO TAKE A NAP IF YOU JUST LET IT CRUISE.
dothebackslide: (Drat them! They're escorting Dora!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He just stands up as the car spins in a circle, lifting his hands into the air with a defiant pose of power.]
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh- GOD. NOT NOW! NOT NOW!!

[Can he get flatter against this wall??]
dothebackslide: (Now Dora is alone and unprotected!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives him too middle fingers as he casually takes up his shoes (without his hands), sits on the very top of the car seat, and drives with his feet.]
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-13 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
You have SOME NERVE, buddy! I'd like to see you flip me off when you break. YOUR GODDAMN. NECK.

dothebackslide: (Hark! The Dover Boys!)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I CAN DIE WITH THEM FROZEN IN YOUR DIRECTION! AND MY CORPSE WILL BE TOO STIFF FOR YOU TO EVER FIX THEM!
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-17 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL SNAP THEM OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING.
dothebackslide: (NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW)

[personal profile] dothebackslide 2018-06-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
KING DICE! SOMEONE! THE HORSE IS BULLYING ME!