WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[manecharacter]

Well- I mean- You and me, right? [Don't make him unsure!!]

So it's definitely ghosts then.

[dumbshits]

The ghosts of mid-90’s sitcom stank, maybe.

Speaking of people who peaked then and never bettered themselves, isn’t Michael Jordan supposed to be here?

[manecharacter]

Are we really surprised he bailed on this? He bailed on the episode too- he was meant to teach us how to dunk. We never learned how to dunk. If we need to dunk our way out of here, we're screwed! I hope he takes that thought to his goddamn grave.

[dumbshits]

I’m pa-reeetttyyy sure we got the Harlem Globetrotters instead, though. Even if all they did was bounce balls via stretchy cords and...whatever. Michael Jordan is a dunk shit! We get it!

[manecharacter]

Okay, craaazy idea here but you don't think maybetheyhaveMichaelJordantiedupsomewhereandhe'stheonehauntinguswithhismournfulcries?? Do you?

Nah, it's crazy. []

[dumbshits]

That would explain why he hasnt done any cereal commercials recently.

[manecharacter]

Oh- god. Sarah Lynn, we could die here- I mean. I could die here and you could.. Shit. I really, really don't know how to navigate this.

[dumbshits]

Ehhhhh. It’s fine. It happens, man. We were both kind of on a crash course towards that route, weren’t we?

[manecharacter]

I feel like we're on a crash course to much, much worse. Which is crazy because if you asked me two days ago if anything would be worse than this, I'd say No, are you stupid? What could be worse??

[dumbshits]

Oh, right. Now our deaths might be slightly more painful.