WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

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[dothebackslide]

AND MUCH MORE FUN!

[He pounds on the horn with rapid BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She winces as she covers up her ears again.] Why? Because you can yell at people without having to roll down a window? [That seems to be what he finds fun, after all.]

[dothebackslide]

AND THE HIGHER LIKELIHOOD OF DANGER!

[essentiallyinvisible]

Oh yeah, I should have guessed! [Considering the kind of stuff he does on regular, the fact that he's apparently a thrill-seeker isn't that surprising.] So, wait, does that mean you don't wear a seatbelt?

[dothebackslide]

ITS OPTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

[Combined with rapid fire mustarding again.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

I'm pretty sure it's not! Even people doing stunts have seatbelts!

[And then some mustard lands in her mouth and she coughs.] U-ugh! O-oh. Huh. That didn't taste that bad, actually...

[dothebackslide]

ITS A WEAPON OF TASTE AND POWER!

[He cocks the Mustard Gub and fires it more. God bless the Kids Next Door.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

At least shoot it at some hotdogs! You're wasting so much mustard!

[The KND would probably die if they saw a grownup using their weaponry.]

[dothebackslide]

[With crafted aim and his hands definitely not on the wheel, he fires three mustard shots at the hotdog stand. It push the dogs hanging from the cart onto some buns, perfectly layered with the condiment.

And then the car rams into the stand and it goes tumbling down.

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She's about to start clapping when he crashes into the stand. Now her hands are just placed together awkwardly.]

...um...are you okay? [She starts walking towards the stand to see if he flew out of the car or something.]

[dothebackslide]

[He's trapped in the stand, upside down, feet sticking up into the air.

Muffled something like "all good" from beneath the dirt.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[...she's just going to try and grab his legs to pull him out.]

[dothebackslide]

[There's a cartoony streeeetch sound effect bc of course there is.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[...okay. She's going to...keep pulling. This is normal-ish for her now. She knows how elasticity works and if she lets go he's probably just going to spring further into the dirt.]