WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

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[bringmecontracts]

[Oh thank god someone normal.]

Hello, I take it you want to try your hand at blackjack again?

[notthebattleship]

[nod]

I could use the company. [She sits on the opposite side of the table, now familiar with this game.] There isn't much worthwhile to see elsewhere.

[bringmecontracts]

I'm flattered! Glad to see I'm th' star attraction in this rinky-dink park.

[He grins.]

So whaddya say? Got any coins or do ya wanna play for free?

[notthebattleship]

I have four.

[She lays the first on the table.]

Even though I'd rather spend more time here than return to the hotel.

[bringmecontracts]

As long as you don't interrupt my sleep or mess with me, I'll let ya stay for as long as you want!

[He shuffles the deck.]

So, gimme a coin and we can get started.

[notthebattleship]

[Slides it over while staring right at him.]

[bringmecontracts]

[He shuffles the deck and hands out the cards.]

Hey ya won! Here's your prize.

[And he just hands her a power sword.]

You're lucky, I hear it holds magic powers!

[notthebattleship]

[She looks down at the literal weapon he has giver to her. Reaches our and holds it up by the hilt.]

It's a sword. [Looks at him.] So this is how he hands out methods to kill each other.

[bringmecontracts]

[He shrugs.]

Hey if ya wanna. I don't care if ya use it to kill.

[notthebattleship]

[About that...]

I'll see what else I can do with it. Another round. [Slides her second coin.]

[bringmecontracts]

[Shoulda kept that sword, Zhu Li.]

Well here ya go. I'm sure a pacifist like yourself will enjoy this boring item.

[He hands her the Heart Ring... he doesn't actually know if you're a pacifist but your immediate dislike of gaining a cool sword sure is telling him something.]

[notthebattleship]

[If only she got it last week.]

...What is this. [It looks terrible and boring.]

[bringmecontracts]

It's a "heart ring". It's supposed to calm people around the wearer and let ya talk to animals. Somethin' nice and boring for ya.

[notthebattleship]

Calm people aren't particularly interesting people. And I can already talk to the animals here.

[bringmecontracts]

Geez, can ya be satisfied by anything you get?

[He shrugs.]

[notthebattleship]

I'm been told I'm a woman that's difficult to satisfy.

[bringmecontracts]

At least you're honest, ya got that goin' for ya.

[Another round and King Dice hands her a clover.]

What about this? It's a nice flower for ya!

[It's screaming faintly.]

[notthebattleship]

[Holds it up to her ear.

Puts it down.]

It this how all plants secretly feel like?

[bringmecontracts]

Probably! I've met enough plants in my time to know that most of 'em scream constantly.

[Technically not a lie.]

[notthebattleship]

[…

Moves her finger close enough to a leaf that it's almost touching. Just to see if something happens.]