WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Why are people being tempted by this already...?]

Excuse me, everyone, but how do you know he'll give it to you fully functional?

[udderly]

Fully functional or not, mechanics exist.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Still, it's not a good idea to get ahead of ourselves. [Why is this so tempting to some of you people???]

[udderly]

I'm just saying, it's a pretty good deal for just one of us to get sacrificed.

[essentiallyinvisible]

What? No! A human life isn't worth a bus, no matter how advanced it is!

[udderly]

Okay. We could kill the terrible raccoon then.

[points at wabuu. surely we can spare him.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[um. She can't argue that much about it.] Well...even if he is an invasive species...we haven't been here long enough to really form an accurate opinion on him, have we?

[udderly]

He eats bears, Little Girl. What's stopping him from eating human?

[JUST SAYING.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well...apparently he doesn't have his axe. [Axes are weapons, right?]

[udderly]

Isn't an axe just, like. A really big knife?

[Otis has literally no idea what an axe is, actually.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

...no. They're usually used for chopping down trees, and are thicker than knives as well. No one uses a knife to chop down trees. [Please don't try to prove her wrong.]

[udderly]

Huh. I don't really know why anyone would want to chop down a tree in the first place, but I guess that makes sense.

[File under: weird human shit he doesn't really care about.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well, that's how you get wood to build things, you know?

[Like your barn, Otis.]

[udderly]

[Uhhhhhh, no? He definitely sold a bunch of milk to hire a construction company for that?]

Really? Huh. I always wondered how the humans did that.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah! Although there's different machines they use to cut it up into boards. [You can't split a tree with an axe.]

[udderly]

Of course there is. [Otis chuckles.] Humans have a machine for everything.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well, we need some way to keep up, after all! [A pause] Anyways, let's just hope the raccoon doesn't get his axe back. Or find an axe anywhere.

[udderly]

Even if he doesn't, we should proooobably still be careful around him. He's super suspicious.

[HE HAS RABBIT FEET BUT HE'S A RACOON]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[A serious nod.] Yeah, he seemed much too eager to start the killing.

[udderly]

It's always the wild ones you gotta watch out for.

[Wolves. Racoons. You know, if it's not domesticated then it's probably a murderer.]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Otis that's racist.]

I'm sure at least some wild animals are fine. [Like the Fox the Aviator told her about.]