WEEK 2

[grimgrinningghosts]

[A week has gone buy, and nothing really horrifying has happened. Sure it's a crappy amusement park but no one's dead yet! While you're scenario is not great to be in, but you have people to bond with, "fresh air", food, and free Moron Mountain merch! So maybe you have fallen into a sense of security, content to hang out in this terrible theme park until Swackhammer decides to let you go because everyone is too boring for his park.

This won't last, however.]

26 guests remain

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

{OOC: Hello everyone! This is the first murder week of nondis. This Friday (around noon est), we will have our first investigation and, of course, the first body of the round. While you wait, please respond to our first AC, due this Wednesday!

Have fun, you silly toons.}

Comments

[imthetrashman]

Babies don’t contribute to my capitalist worldview! They don’t pay rent!

[udderly]

They're BABIES, you weirdo gremlin man! They don't make money!

[imthetrashman]

Then what’s the point of havin’ em?

[udderly]

How are you gonna keep this place running past when you die if you don't train a baby???? Babies are for raising to be little miniature versions of yourself!!!

[It's possible the Barnyard view on this is just as flawed.]

[imthetrashman]

That baby was not nearly as handsome as me, he couldn’t have inherited this park!

[udderly]

Then you could have trained him to make you smoothies! There's a lot of uses for a baby, you didn't have to punt him into the moon!

[oh_worm]

Your capitalism is flawed and unsustainable!

[imthetrashman]

Name one country where communism has worked!

[oh_worm]

The failures of communism don't overshadow the many practical failings of capitalism! And socialism leads to a higher quality of life and overall happiness anyway, so put an egg in your pipe and suck it!

[imthetrashman]

Capitalism isn't great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a economic system with such an ability to throttle the poor? We will be blessed to see another system with such skill and passion for the upper class again. Socialism breaks the deficit. Communism breaks the bourgeoisie. Capitalism breaks the rules. You can keep your means of production, I prefer the market.

[oh_worm]

I mean yeah, until the poor realize they can build guillotines! Your capitalism is built on a ticking time bomb of sweet armed revolution!

[shoshtupid]

Was it really worth the trouble? Someone would've killed him anyway.

[udderly]

Hey! You can shut your stupid garbage can digging mouth, you dirty raccoon!

[shoshtupid]

Dirty? I'm not the one who suggested sticking my nipples where they don't belong!

[udderly]

You kicked a baby! You don't get to talk!

[shoshtupid]

It was just a little baby kick, he'd be fine if he wasn't sent to the moon!

[udderly]

Oh my god what is wrong with you people?! WE DON'T KICK BABIES!!! IT'S BAD KARMA!!!

[shoshtupid]

I'm already going to hell, kicking one more baby didn't change a thing.

[udderly]

That's not - that's not what karma means.

[He's a cow. He would know.]