this trial wasnt nearly bad enough for sad song lyrics

[oh_worm]

[ A while after... All That, Beth puts together a. Party? Like objectively, this is a party.There's no music, which is a bummer, and no real decorations, but this is a fair shot at a party. In the Lobby, so there's no real getting around it, but if people want to just go back to their rooms she's not gonna judge them.

Audrey is contributing some ART, Penny contributed a veggie tray, there are some hot dogs and corn dogs run over from the Hot Dog Place, and beyond that there's... salad. So much salad. An unreasonable amount of butter lettuce salad with different dressings. Nothing (personally) fried, and nothing that requires anyone to spend too much time in the kitchen. Because like... screw that?

Anyway, welcome to the first afterparty. Aren't you glad you didn't leave it in the hands of a total shitpost? ]

Comments

[standsforrevenge]

Yo, it's the unicorn! I guess you really ARE real!

[carbonairhead]

[ ................ ]

You...didn't think I was real?

[standsforrevenge]

Duh? How many times have YOU seen a unicorn?

[carbonairhead]

...All the time? There are lots of unicorns in Ponyland.

[standsforrevenge]

Lots!? But I thought there was only one last unicorn!

[carbonairhead]

Last...? Huh? No, there are a whole bunch of us, who told you there was only one?

[standsforrevenge]

The movie did!

[carbonairhead]

...I think you've seen something with some- uh, whatsit called, kind of, sort of, like lying, uh...false advertising!

[standsforrevenge]

So you're really telling me there are actually a lot of unicorns?

[carbonairhead]

Yes! Yes, that's what I've been saying!