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Beth "not a homestuck" Tezuka ([personal profile] oh_worm) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-16 11:09 pm

this trial wasnt nearly bad enough for sad song lyrics

[ A while after... All That, Beth puts together a. Party? Like objectively, this is a party.There's no music, which is a bummer, and no real decorations, but this is a fair shot at a party. In the Lobby, so there's no real getting around it, but if people want to just go back to their rooms she's not gonna judge them.

Audrey is contributing some ART, Penny contributed a veggie tray, there are some hot dogs and corn dogs run over from the Hot Dog Place, and beyond that there's... salad. So much salad. An unreasonable amount of butter lettuce salad with different dressings. Nothing (personally) fried, and nothing that requires anyone to spend too much time in the kitchen. Because like... screw that?

Anyway, welcome to the first afterparty. Aren't you glad you didn't leave it in the hands of a total shitpost? ]
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's.. true. I didn't really think about the fact that they're aliens, to be honest. [Because he's never had to consider that.]

Do you think Dicewad might just have stockholm syndrome for his alien lover? Maybe he can be seduced.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-18 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm more than qualified, but I'm not sure I'm his type. Unless he really is.. doing the do with the alien, then anything is a step up.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe someone needs to just sit in the casino, have a drink, ask him some innocuous questions about his childhood.

Along with smiling and fluttering eyelashes.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-18 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should lay on the ol'Bojack charm with him. That'll get him talking- works better with women though.
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[personal profile] manecharacter 2018-06-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. Nobody said escaping from murder hell would be easy, I guess.