this trial wasnt nearly bad enough for sad song lyrics

[oh_worm]

[ A while after... All That, Beth puts together a. Party? Like objectively, this is a party.There's no music, which is a bummer, and no real decorations, but this is a fair shot at a party. In the Lobby, so there's no real getting around it, but if people want to just go back to their rooms she's not gonna judge them.

Audrey is contributing some ART, Penny contributed a veggie tray, there are some hot dogs and corn dogs run over from the Hot Dog Place, and beyond that there's... salad. So much salad. An unreasonable amount of butter lettuce salad with different dressings. Nothing (personally) fried, and nothing that requires anyone to spend too much time in the kitchen. Because like... screw that?

Anyway, welcome to the first afterparty. Aren't you glad you didn't leave it in the hands of a total shitpost? ]

Comments

[udderly]

Once, a bunch of cows kidnapped me and almost turned me into steak so like. On a scale from 1 to 10 this is only like a 9 and every time someone tries to eat me is definitely a 10.

[He's saying vore ranks above murder.]

[manecharacter]

Okay, fair. That sounds traumatic- were they like cultists or something?

[udderly]

Oh yeah, total cultists. They thought I was a "Sun Cow" [He does air quotes.] because I got stung by a bee and it looked like I had a fifth teat.

[But they were nice up until they tried to sacrifice him!]

[manecharacter]

It's a tie between you and Fizzy for most confusing and confronting alternate universe.

[udderly]

The red human hasn't ever seen a tree and I'm pretty sure she was raised in a cult.

[So, like. He's just saying? Audrey wins over him.]

[manecharacter]

Never met her. Doesn't count. Trees are overrated anyway.

[udderly]

I mean, sure but like. I'm 85% sure trees don't exist where she's from and I don't think she's an alien like Beth.

[At least he's pretty sure Beth is an alien.]