this trial wasnt nearly bad enough for sad song lyrics

[oh_worm]

[ A while after... All That, Beth puts together a. Party? Like objectively, this is a party.There's no music, which is a bummer, and no real decorations, but this is a fair shot at a party. In the Lobby, so there's no real getting around it, but if people want to just go back to their rooms she's not gonna judge them.

Audrey is contributing some ART, Penny contributed a veggie tray, there are some hot dogs and corn dogs run over from the Hot Dog Place, and beyond that there's... salad. So much salad. An unreasonable amount of butter lettuce salad with different dressings. Nothing (personally) fried, and nothing that requires anyone to spend too much time in the kitchen. Because like... screw that?

Anyway, welcome to the first afterparty. Aren't you glad you didn't leave it in the hands of a total shitpost? ]

Comments

[oh_worm]

Huh. Go fig. Is it one color or multiple?

[codeofhero]

Purple is the most common color. It glows bright.

[oh_worm]

That's a good color for energy to be. I'll keep an eye out for glowing purple junk, then!

[codeofhero]

It is... appreciated. Nevertheless, I'm sure I will manage with the food already provided.

[Which is...] Although I'm not particularly enjoying what has been supplied by Swackhammer to begin with.

[oh_worm]

No, there's... only so long you can live on this stuff. I don't think this lettuce is even organic! In... the way we use it to say there are no chemicals on it, not the way you've been using it for literally the whole talk so far. Heh, words.

[codeofhero]

I... understand what you mean.

[For the heck of it, he returns to his beast mode. Sometimes it's easier to eat organics like this.]

Still, a minor blessing that there is no Energon. Even the stable variety could be explosive under the right motivation. That would be an unfortunate mess.

[oh_worm]

Yeah, that... would be a bummer. Though counterpoint, explosions might be a great thing to have on our side if they're not uncontrolled.

[codeofhero]

...True, I would enjoy seeing this entire place reduced to rubble and smoke.

[oh_worm]

Glorp, you're telling me. I've never wanted a bazooka more, and I usually wish I had a bazooka on me.

[codeofhero]

Yes, don't we all. [he's a little amused by her, but he would also really like a bazooka right about now. Or any sort of explosives.]

Hm, perhaps we should remain on lookout for anything that may be explosive as well. Anything that could slag those kidnappers, of course.

[oh_worm]

Anything that could wreck their business would be great by me right now, honestly Or even just put a dent in it.

[codeofhero]

If it was my decision, I would have this place reduced to nothing more than a crater! Would certainly prove more useful that way.

[oh_worm]

Please. Smack it with an orbital laser or something.

[codeofhero]

Oh, if I had the sort of devastating weaponry I have witnessed, it wouldn't be here to begin with... Alas, that all but one of my weapons were confiscated.