this trial wasnt nearly bad enough for sad song lyrics

[oh_worm]

[ A while after... All That, Beth puts together a. Party? Like objectively, this is a party.There's no music, which is a bummer, and no real decorations, but this is a fair shot at a party. In the Lobby, so there's no real getting around it, but if people want to just go back to their rooms she's not gonna judge them.

Audrey is contributing some ART, Penny contributed a veggie tray, there are some hot dogs and corn dogs run over from the Hot Dog Place, and beyond that there's... salad. So much salad. An unreasonable amount of butter lettuce salad with different dressings. Nothing (personally) fried, and nothing that requires anyone to spend too much time in the kitchen. Because like... screw that?

Anyway, welcome to the first afterparty. Aren't you glad you didn't leave it in the hands of a total shitpost? ]

Comments

[manecharacter]

[Bojack is just going to take a big step back.]

If I had any sort of drug, I would not be here asking to partake in your corn dog. Maybe the casino guy is holding out on us, though.

[dothebackslide]

...How tough you think he is.

[manecharacter]

Probably not susceptible to head trauma. Which is my go to.

[dothebackslide]

Maybe your mom is susceptible to head trauma. I say go for the knees.

[manecharacter]

God, I hope she is.

[Smh.] Kick him in the knees and hit him with a bat then? Classic coward move. I like it.

[dothebackslide]

COWARD IS RIGHT IN MY TITLE.