SECOND INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Another week, another death, another "surely no one would be dumb enough to kill over Swackhammer's dumb motive!"

... Another week for you to be proven wrong in this trashfire.

Still, on the bright side! The hotel is completely clear of anything terrifying or off today!

But you'll probably wanna investigate, just to be sure.]

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[fiftyyearspast]

[Oh hey he's here for once- time to head over to sportsland and the gym specifically to investigate.]

[loneleye]

[He doesn't trust anyone here so of course he's investigating as soon as he wakes up. If any of y'all ruined the laundry rooms already Kubo's just giving up on this situation entirely]

[studentbody]

[Another morning, another trip to the stores to get a new outfit, since someone took away all the soap and also she doesn't know how to operate a washing machine!!!]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It's completely clear!]

[in4apounding]

[Clearly no one's gonna kill over soap. Or for some unrelated but mildly contrived reason. Clearly.]

[So she's just gonna check out the LaundOMatic. For reasons.]

[oh_worm]

[ second murder week same as the first beth tezuka wants to eat her standard breakfast of Like Five Hot Dogs before she does anything resembling the work of a functioning human, so to the Hot Dogs she goes ]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There's something unusual in the stores, but no dead bodies!]

[studentbody]

[What kinda unusual we talkin here.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well it seems like a pretty normal except-

There's something in one of the washing machine.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now now, don't wanna reveal investigation hints before the body arrives ;)]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It's clear!]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Go eat those hot dogs, Beth. There are no bodies in the Hot Dogs place.]

[standsforrevenge]

[Is also over here, and staring at a container of bright orange and blue... thingies.]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Dang...He's gonna grab a smoothie and head to the Laundry room]

[loneleye]

[Hmm. Don't like that!

It takes a couple seconds of debating, but he can't just leave it when there might be something important stuck in there. He stands back a bit and pulls it open with one arm, in case whatever's in there falls out.]

[in4apounding]

[Oh hey, social activity.]

What's that?

[She has. Like. An entire armful of ponchos. This is a slightly obscene amount of water protection.]

[carbonairhead]

[ Here's the sound of trotting hooves, Fizzy's arrived just in time to see a dead body! ]

Oh, good morning, Kubo-- ...oh, gee, what'd you find in here?

[standsforrevenge]

I dunno, man, but they sure are shiny!

[He's gonna unscrew the lid and take out one of the little pods.]

[studentbody]

[UGH RUDE]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Luckily for Kubo, it doesn't feel like a dead body when it falls out! In fact it's just... a large sponge? It's wearing clothes he is completely motionless.

Spongebob is dead.]

[loneleye]

[FIZZY NO YOU'RE TOO GOOD]

[glances at her. glances at the dead sponge that just fell out of the machine.]

Uh.

[oh_worm]

[ thank god she can Live ]

[fiftyyearspast]

Oh.

[press F to pay respects for spongeman]

[imthetrashman]

Wow, I forgot he was here for a moment! Oh well, don't forget that this is an investigation! No messin' with the workers!

[That means you, Wonka.]

[udderly]

[walks in, squints at the tide pod Gandhi's holding.]

. . . Why are you staring at the soap like that?