cause sometimes the stars seem closer than they should

[oh_worm]

[ This week's party is... a quieter affair. There's not as much salad laid out, but courtesy of Beth and Otis, there's still some, as well as some hot dogs and some other assorted quick foods from the kitchen. There aren't fancy invitations, just pieces of paper slipped under people's doors. ]

Come to the lobby if you don't want to be alone. Sorry it's mostly salad again, feel free to bring other stuff.

-Beth and Otis

[ And that's that. Come mingle and try not to think about the death of a rapidly-aged little girl! :D ]

Comments

[oh_worm]

Yeah, that's the other thing. I'm the leader of the Bravest Warriors, I'm supposed to be... you know, leading the Bravest Warriors. But instead I'm just here failing hardcore at being one.

[udderly]

Guess we'd better seriously start thinking about escape. I mean, I know we were working on it and all, but now it's really sinking in that this isn't gonna stop and the deck is stacked against us.

[oh_worm]

A literal deck, for one of them.

[ She sighs. ]

Yeah. I just wish there was anywhere to really start.

[udderly]

[Any other time, he would laugh. Now he just kind of sighs too.]

Maybe there'll be something useful tomorrow. We got laundry last week, so we'll probably get new stuff tomorrow.

[oh_worm]

Can't wait for Closetland: Land of the Closets.

[udderly]

Okay, but what are the chances it's just Trashland: A Stinking Pile Of Garbage?

[oh_worm]

It would take focus away from Trash Mountain, but I wouldn't put it past these masters of theme park design.

[udderly]

The ride this time is just one of those bus rides that go up and down except it's a garbage truck. You ride in the back, where the garbage goes.

[oh_worm]

And there's already some garbage back there with you. You know, for authenticity.

[udderly]

Oh, of course. We all know how concerned the goblin is with authenticity.

[Haha, deep emotional conversations who!!!! Not these comedy show characters!!]

[oh_worm]

When it comes to garbage? It's the one thing he seems to be really into.

[udderly]

Probably because he is garbage. Wait, no. That's offensive to garbage - what's worse than garbage? Poop?

[oh_worm]

Poop sounds right. Oh man, what if we get toilet land?

[udderly]

Gross. And, like, not in a good way like a pig or something.

[He laughs, even though it's a little weak.]

[oh_worm]

Heheh. Doody: The Ride, coming soon to a trash pile near you.