Third Investigation

[grimgrinningghosts]

[So poll time!

Would anyone here actually want to kill someone for a bag of cheetos?

... I mean I am personally suspicious of everyone

Still, once again there are no dead bodies when you first wake up, at least!

But hey, you got nothing better to do, why not investigate!]

Comments

[fiftyyearspast]

[Time to check Public Schoolland. Anything in the general area?]

[thegreateggscape]

[Guess it's time to make sure there's no new bags of Cheetos in the kitchen.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[... Well before you get to the Public School land, Jack might notice something on his way.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[-Holy shit look at all those cheetos.

... There are other things Ginger should quickly notice while there, but let's just wait for investigation to figure out what it is ;)]

[themightybeetle]

[he wants to check out the gym again! what's going on over here?]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Whoops time to backtrack- Sportsland?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Bingo! In Sportsland Jack will eventually find-

... huh, there is something alarming on the basketball court.]

[fiftyyearspast]

[OH BOY...Who or what's in the court-?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well there are some weird things in the gym, but no bodies!

... However, since he's in the area he might notice something about the basketball court.]

[thegreateggscape]

[Dear god, look at all those cheetos.]

[themightybeetle]

[o hai Jack he's here]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There is someone laying on the floor in-

... Wait, no, there are two bodies laying on the basketball court.]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Time to slooooowly approach the bodies. Can he recognize either of them?]

[fiftyyearspast]

[Gives him a nod of acknowledgement! Kind of a serious nod this time.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[First thing of note is that they're stacked on top of each other.

The one on top is distinctly familiar, and before Jack can even check for vitals, he will realize that his body is in such a bloody and broken state that it probably feels safe to say that...

Bojack Horseman is dead.]

[themightybeetle]

Are they sleeping?

[...but even he, at this point, doesn't sound very sure]

[fiftyyearspast]

I'm afraid not, my friend. They're gone.

[rip horseman...killed over cheetos, probably]

[themightybeetle]

[...oh. Poor Horseman. That is definitely not sleeping.

Beetle tentatively makes to move the corpse off to the side, gentle with all four of his arms. What's underneath...?]

[fiftyyearspast]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dang it, the horse guy seemed like a decent person. Can he roll Bojack over to find the person below?]

[themightybeetle]

...I can't believe this keeps happening.

[The Mighty Beetle is, in fact, becoming affected by all this]

[standsforrevenge]

[Hey guys what's going on in this-]

HORSE MASK!

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Between Bojack and the second person, Beetle will first notice the crushed metal lying between them. It's like the world's worst sandwich.

The other body is distinctly more humanoid. While it isn't in the same state as Bojack is, it doesn't seem like she's going to come to anytime soon.

Sarah Lynn is dead.]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[You sure can! :^)]

[fiftyyearspast]

People are getting desperate over trivial items or getting out of here. [Jack shakes his head, grim]

It's getting worse.

[imthetrashman]

[Hey everyone He is Here!]

Damn, I'm good at these motives!

[Thanks Swackhammer.]