THIRD TRIAL

[imthetrashman]

[You guys are going kind of fast, huh?

There’s a banner up above the basketball court now that reads “GO MONSTARS - SMOKE EM OUT!”, in addition to the usual podium meddling. Aquaman’s podium has been replaced by a white piece of paper that reads “OUTRAGEOUS”. Bojack’s podium has been replaced by a full DVD boxset of The Bojack Horseman Show, while Sarah Lynn’s podium is now the rest of Bender’s body.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Cheetos. Go figure.]

C’mon, folks! Get to it!

Comments

[standsforrevenge]

YOU GUYS! It's not a mask!

[thegreateggscape]

[Ginger gives a brief look around at the memorials for the deceased (and the cheetos) before hopping onto her podium with a heavy sigh. Today her scarf is tied up into a swollen bundle, which she sets down in front of her.]

First of all-

[She begins untying the bundle, revealing a pile of yellow humanoid teeth.]

Do these belong to anybody?

[themightybeetle]

What's not a mask?

[in4apounding]

[Sarah Lynn's "podium" is getting such a side-eye right now, you wouldn't believe. Except you probably can, because Penny's right there and you can see here, side-eying it.]

[She's fine.]

Miss Sarah Lynn was in a pretty bad state. It looked like maybe she'd been strangled?

[in4apounding]

[Ew.]

I've got all mine? ...I think- [Penny kind of. Sticks a finger in her mouth and starts counting.]

[thegreateggscape]

[Oh...Penny..]

Do you know if any of the bodies were missing teeth?

[in4apounding]

[Thankfully taking her finger out of her mouth before answering.]

I didn't think to check Miss Sarah's mouth, no. It didn't look- especially damaged, compared to everything else, though? That kind of thing usually leaves a mark, right?

[standsforrevenge]

Horsedude's face! He really has a horse face! It was all bloody and bruised and stuff!

[standsforrevenge]

Horsedude was fucked up, too. Like all of his bones were broken!

[standsforrevenge]

Dude, sick.

[in4apounding]

Oh- yes. Miss Sarah was kind of- ...crushed. A lot.

[It was bad.]

[studentbody]

[yawning because she just woke up and ambled in here:]

Oh, yeah, he's like. A genetic mutation or something. Also: gross.

[studentbody]

Oh...ew. Who would do something like that? It's so...

[Cleo struggles for the right word for a second, flexing her hands demonstratively.]

...Hands-on.

[thegreateggscape]

I'd guess so, unless they were skilled at it.

[She doesn't really know much about teeth.]

[in4apounding]

Someone with really strong hands, I guess?

[thegreateggscape]

There was blood on the pots in the kitchen. Maybe they were used to hit him?

[loneleye]

So, uhh... I guess we should check everyone here and see if they... have teeth.

[thanks he hates it]

[studentbody]

[She holds up her own hands.]

I definitely couldn't have done it. I might break a nail!

[standsforrevenge]

Y-yeah, it kinda looked like somebody hit him on the back of the head.

[thegreateggscape]

Well, I have all of mine- and those are too big anyway.

[She's a bird with teeth. It's fine.]

Mods

[in4apounding]

I don't think you would've done this, no.

[Penny gives this serious consideration for a second, though. About how big were the handprints on Sarah Lynn's neck?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Fairly large. Maybe a little too hard to determine just from looking at it, but it was definitely caused by like...a human. Sorry, Ginger.]

2/2 I guess

[in4apounding]

They were kind of- big, anyway? I think. ...Definitely human-sized, though.

[studentbody]

So couldn't we just...check everyone's hands?

[themightybeetle]

[Promptly bares displays teeth. He's got one missing, but Kubo at least will know it's been like that since they first met]