this is so sad. king dice, play despacito.

[oh_worm]

[ Well, despite her feelings on the matter, Beth sets up another afterparty this week! It's much the same as the weeks before - salad, some hot dogs and hot dog-related products - and cheetos are conspicuously absent, at least as much as is possible. She can't stop people from bringing them, but she can make sure none are around at the start of things.

In addition, though, she went to the art room and grabbed a bunch of supplies! There's a table set up with a piece of paper labeling it "ART THERAPY ZONE." Another table has some small instruments on it, and is labelled "MUSIC THERAPY ZONE."

The food table is labeled "SALAD THERAPY ZONE," don't worry. ]

Comments

[codeofhero]

We should... hope as such.

[Even if he isn't the type.]

But, I doubt that Swackhmmer will let that be.

[thegreateggscape]

You're right. Even if he's doing an awful job at trying to convince us to do it.

[AND YET SOMEHOW PEOPLE STILL DO]

[codeofhero]

[AND YET, PEOPLE]

Humans are capable of so many things, but I did not expect a raccoon to murder, or a "Toon".

Perhaps next week he'll offer two bags of cheetos in exchange for blood.

[thegreateggscape]

No, no-

[She shakes her head.]

He'll offer us a single cheeto.

[codeofhero]

Perhaps the other one would come with another murder. One body for each cheeto?

[thegreateggscape]

He’ll be rid of us before he finishes the bag. It’s very cost-efficient.

[codeofhero]

It seems that we didn't seem cost-efficient to begin with.

[thegreateggscape]

Swackhammer might have fallen on hard times after realizing we're not quite the talent he'd hoped for. Had to make some cutbacks.

[codeofhero]

Yes, he seemed quite angry at us when we were brought here. And now, I doubt any plans he made to make this park draw in more people are soundly crushed... and it will be even more, when I destroy this place, piece by piece.

[thegreateggscape]

That's one way to get out of here. Make sure there's not a 'here' anymore.