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Mr. Swackhammer ([personal profile] imthetrashman) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-07-07 09:29 am

FOURTH TRIAL

[The banner up above the basketball court has burnt up, replacing the first part of the phrase. It now just reads “SMOKE EM OUT!”. Coraline’s podium has been replaced with a dead mouse while Morty’s has turned into a pickle - it’s pickle podium.

King Dice’s stand is now selling Pickle Rick merchandise.]


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Space Jam. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Looney Tunes Lore most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Michael’s pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Space Jam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Porky wetting himself which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wayne Knight's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Space Jam tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
standsforrevenge: (to death bro)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gandhi is here? Somehow? He's got a bunch of bloodstained blueprints on his podium and he blinks blearily as he looks around the room.]

Yo... where's the other kid? The one with the anime hair?
treefetish: (far away from your trouble and worry)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-07 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
... Anime?
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Penny's here, with some really wet, burned cloth and a lighter. Perhaps these two things are even connected, only time and debate will tell.]

These were in one of the washing machines. Whoever left them there turned it on.
standsforrevenge: (drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, her hair's all blue, like in anime!
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...You mean Coraline?

[Gandhi. Friend. Dude. She literally showed up at the Weed Land to invite you to a memorial gathering. How much have you been smoking this week.]
treefetish: (and the bible didn't mention us)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-07 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[... OH. the. yeah. she. remembers that.]

Caroline died this week, Gandhi.

[... sorta]
standsforrevenge: (fingerguns)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Her! Caroline!

[He has not been sober since Saturday]
standsforrevenge: (extra sad drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...what?

[here come the drama hands.]
in4apounding: (look down)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah ABOUT THAT]

...you should. Probably stop smoking that stuff from now on.
udderly: (Default)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-07 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a lighter? There was one missing ftom the weed shop.
Edited (dw why) 2018-07-07 16:54 (UTC)
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[She clicks it on to demonstrate.]
standsforrevenge: (extra sad drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all I got left, dude.

[compulsively lights up another blunt]
udderly: (and they're like)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-07 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it just used to burn that? That seems kind of weird, to take it just to burn . . . Is it clothes?

[He can't really tell? He doesn't know what burned fabric would look like.]
standsforrevenge: (to death bro)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-07-07 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ugggh he's gotta do this, doesn't he?]

All right, all right, here's the deal. Somebody [coughWONKAcough] really wanted this guy dead. His neck was all broken and there were these big ass scratch marks all over him, and he got impaled or some shit, AND the wall was all cracked and stuff like he got thrown into it!

It was fucked up, dude. [stares at Wonka] Who'd do something that fucked up, huh?
treefetish: (the answer's always been in clear view)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-07 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's even strong enough to do something like that?
udderly: (i can teach you)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-07-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I found this [holds up the black hair] in the weed shop, along with broken glass. It wasn't that messed up in there, though, so I don't know how any of that happened? Like, there wasn't a struggle or anything.
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, okay, she's just. Gonna. Try to take that right out of his mouth and snuff it on her podium.]

What about the rest of us?
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably? I can't tell what it came from, though-

[She hands over the scrap of cloth, which is apparently only identifiable as some kind of natural fabric, at least to her.]
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Mister Swackhammer or Mister King Dice.

[Was that a trick question.]
themightybeetle: (but those never seemed to last)

[personal profile] themightybeetle 2018-07-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[half-raises hand

pauses, thinks

lowers hand]
treefetish: (you belong in a boat out at sea)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-07-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... But, you're so. Small.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-07-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably am?

[Penny, no.]
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[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slowly scratches his chin.]
codeofhero: <user name=honke site=tumblr.com> (Default)

[personal profile] codeofhero 2018-07-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Scratch marks?

[Hmm...]

Could you, perhaps, describe them further?
candymancan: (smug fuck)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-07-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, did I happen to hear my name unsubtly coughed out by a stoner?

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