Beth "not a homestuck" Tezuka (
oh_worm) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-07-07 11:21 pm
thats the signpost up ahead, next stop... the therapy zones
[ Okay, so Jacku did a kill, and that's sad. We're all very sad. And then he got executed, and that was also rough, even though we don't know exactly what happened. What better time to do the weekly tradition of chilling in the hotel lobby per Beth's weekly plans?
The Music Therapy, Art Therapy, and Salad Therapy Zones are all set up like last week, and all stocked up the same way. There's another corner now, though, labelled Weed Therapy Zone. Some of yall sinners need your mary jane, she guesses? There's everything in there for a person or two to get high at a time, she hopes.
One set of simple invitations later, well... here we go again! :) ]
The Music Therapy, Art Therapy, and Salad Therapy Zones are all set up like last week, and all stocked up the same way. There's another corner now, though, labelled Weed Therapy Zone. Some of yall sinners need your mary jane, she guesses? There's everything in there for a person or two to get high at a time, she hopes.
One set of simple invitations later, well... here we go again! :) ]

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We shall never know... if we don't try, correct?
[that's a maximal thing to say, right]
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Well, no fun to do it alone I guess, right? Don't want to end up losing time like Gandhi.
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[He says, picking up a blunt, looking it over almost curiously.
and pops it into his mouth.]
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It's uh... you put it between your teeth? Like this.
[ she puts it between her teeth to demonstrate ]
And then you light it with just... a lighter, I guess.
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chew
and then he just spits the whole thing out.]
Bluh! Of... of course. That was merely a test, of sorts.
[Picks up another blunt, inspects it. And holds it up to his eye to light the damn thing with a bit of laser.]
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[ she's about to grab a lighter, but... ]
... Can you light mine with your rad laser eyes too?
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[He considers it, honestly.]
Are you sure? You must hold it up, then.
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[ holds it up! ]
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[Nor does he care to learn.
Okay, kid. Just hold it there and he'll break out the frickin laser beams It lights her blunt really nicely. He's got the precision down.
Watch your fingers though.]
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[ she whistles ]
Hot dang, sweet blasts, Dinobot.
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[He goes back to inspecting his own blunt, content in his little ego boost.]
Now... what do you do with this, again?
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He presses it up to his lips, hoping he doesn't look stupid with the action, and tries to do as instructed.]
...I already feel foolish.
[He can't help it.]
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[ she takes a puff on it!! a puff? a toke? i, lyndon, have never done a weed before, can you tell, ]
But as long as everyone looks dumb, it's all chill.
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Oh, certainly. I don't think I even need this to think of that.
[And, look, he's smiling for the... first, second time this entire round.]