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Ghost Host ([personal profile] yourghosthost) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-06-12 12:23 pm
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OUR TOUR BEGINS HERE.

[Eventually, no matter your reading comprehension or your sense of time, you all find your way to the stretching room. Once everyone has gathered, the ominous sounds of a clock ring throughout the chamber. The clock strikes 13 times, and the candles in the room light themselves up on their own.

Something...or someone is in the room with you. They make themselves known quickly, with a deep voice that echoes throughout the room.]


When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your... ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

[The doors close behind everyone as he speaks, leaving the group stuck in the room until he finishes talking.]

Normally, we spirits don't open our manor up to temporary guests. But desperate times have forced me to extend visitations beyond our usual tours, and residency has been extended to your select group. You shall remain here permanently, unless...

Well.

[...his tone goes slightly darker for a second, with a hint of reluctance. The candlelight dims for just a moment.]

If you end the life of one of your fellow guests without being discovered, you shall be allowed to leave.

[It takes a moment, but the lights return to their normal brightness, and his tone becomes chipper once more.]

Of course, you're more than welcome to stay in the manor as long as you like! Our spirits haven't spent time with the living for a while, so they'll be excited for the change of pace.
ilovepuppies: (Cupcake Blast)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-06-15 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but what if that's all part of the experience?
pardonmylanguage: I can't believe that worked (disbelieving)

[personal profile] pardonmylanguage 2017-06-15 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you be so casual about being abducted? [A pause. She's heard at least a bit about them possibly being from different worlds.] Do you know anything about the Boov invasion?
ilovepuppies: (Cupcake Blast)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2017-06-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's exciting!

[And then she stops to think.]

Boov...? Nope, doesn't sound familiar to me. Buuuut I haven't been to every dimension yet.
pardonmylanguage: (annoyed)

[personal profile] pardonmylanguage 2017-06-16 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, in my timeline, they invaded Earth in 2012 and then tried to pack us all off to a reservation. After vaporizing and abducting a bunch of us. Including my mom. So I really can't find any of this exciting at all.