yourghosthost: (final arrangements may be made)
Ghost Host ([personal profile] yourghosthost) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-06-12 12:23 pm
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OUR TOUR BEGINS HERE.

[Eventually, no matter your reading comprehension or your sense of time, you all find your way to the stretching room. Once everyone has gathered, the ominous sounds of a clock ring throughout the chamber. The clock strikes 13 times, and the candles in the room light themselves up on their own.

Something...or someone is in the room with you. They make themselves known quickly, with a deep voice that echoes throughout the room.]


When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your... ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.

[The doors close behind everyone as he speaks, leaving the group stuck in the room until he finishes talking.]

Normally, we spirits don't open our manor up to temporary guests. But desperate times have forced me to extend visitations beyond our usual tours, and residency has been extended to your select group. You shall remain here permanently, unless...

Well.

[...his tone goes slightly darker for a second, with a hint of reluctance. The candlelight dims for just a moment.]

If you end the life of one of your fellow guests without being discovered, you shall be allowed to leave.

[It takes a moment, but the lights return to their normal brightness, and his tone becomes chipper once more.]

Of course, you're more than welcome to stay in the manor as long as you like! Our spirits haven't spent time with the living for a while, so they'll be excited for the change of pace.
thetimebomb: (13)

[personal profile] thetimebomb 2017-06-12 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sylvia is stunned for a few moments, before shaking her head, looking disappointed.]

You must really be a low grade villain to think that locking us in an old building is either a good enough reason to get us to kill each other or a good way to stop us from just escaping.

[Of course if they wanted to stop him, the ghost thing might be difficult... eh, lesse if Wander can appeal to his soft side while she thinks of good ways to fight ghosts.]
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[personal profile] thetimebomb 2017-06-12 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh nooo she's shaking in her boots nooow.]

Buddy, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me that, I would be rich.

[She's like this close to point out that he hasn't even bothered restraining them in any way, but she really didn't want to jinx things.]
Edited 2017-06-12 18:42 (UTC)
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Right? It's just dumb how he thinks this will make anything happen.