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Dr. Facilier ([personal profile] notreadyatall) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 11:58 am
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first trial

[Once you make your way to the portrait gallery, Facilier's snarky voice chimes in as per usual.]

One of you folks actually went and did it. Not surprised: they always do. Besides, if you were gonna kill someone, the grandma ain't a bad start. Figure it this way: how many of you actually liked her?

[Suddenly, the whole room seems to move downwards. The walls get longer, and the ceiling grows further away from you. The portraits themselves seem to extend, as the room moves downwards at a startling pace.]

Things are not always as they seem, gentlemen. Can it be this room is actually stretching? And notice this: this chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a way out. Of course, there’s always our way.

[Suddenly, the floor stops. A new door opens at the side of the room.

Inside is what appears to be an old voodoo shop, covered in various artifacts and an unsettling large voodoo head at the back of the room. There is a summoning circle painted into the floor with a deep red paint. Each of you has a place within this circle, with a wooden podium marked with your room number waiting for you there. Podium 26 has a single candle lit aflame, as well as what appears to be a voodoo doll of Madame Mim stuck to the top of it.

Light music plays in the background.

Once you all take your place, Facilier himself appears within the middle of the circle, out of a cloud of smoke.]


You're here to figure out who did this. Once you have a hunch, you can feel free to write it down on the podium in front of you, but there are no takebacks. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory.

'Course, you have all the time you need, if you want it.
stanbyme: (pic#11876986)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, dingbat, "people."
bayoublues: (Default)

[personal profile] bayoublues 2018-01-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
....

It made bubbles come outta my mouth.
not_over_yet: (how dare! HOW DARE!)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but you refuse to process it when we state it.
athleticallyinclined: (it's outrageously attractive isn't it)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen this monster in action before.

I assure you, he is more than capable.
tanukey: (YES)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he's gone, laughing. Sorry Louis, it might take a bit for him to settle down.]
bayoublues: (compressed louis)

[personal profile] bayoublues 2018-01-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Just sloooowly descends further beneath his podium. This has not been a good day.]
tanukey: (um)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...so is Doc Rotten your dad or not.

[If this was a curse thing he would like clarification please.]
stanbyme: (pic#11876985)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heck, I've got hair all over, next he'll be sayin' I'm a werewolf.

[Mabel can attest to that, she tried to shave him once.]
sorrydoods: (Sad)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, uh...I think that was part of the curses? I think some of my memories erased and replaced and stuff.

And...I wanted to say sorry about that stuff. I didn't...it was me, I think. If that makes sense.
not_over_yet: (that is quite beside the point!)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That is unrelated to everything under discussion, did you hit your head recently?

And if he hasn't could someone a bit larger than myself correct that?
faciliheir: (I'mma grade-A steak)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-20 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He is. And I really appreciated basically 90% of my entire life just being completely ripped out of my mind for half a week! It was tons of fun!
bestchefinparis: 3 (3)

[personal profile] bestchefinparis 2018-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...I hope you didn't hurt your wrist backhanding that one out.

[Relax, Rémy, don't take that as a backhanded compliment]
sorrydoods: (That's...not good)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That...that doesn't really change that he was kinda unable to do that stuff...I think. He seemed more...feral, I guess?
stanbyme: (pic#11876988)

[personal profile] stanbyme 2018-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Eh, it's done with. Just don't let it happen again.

[Meaning: apology accepted.]
not_over_yet: (an aside)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
We've seen you using tools as well, which is frankly more astonishing.
nachosquire: (:I)

[personal profile] nachosquire 2018-01-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Eugh, TMI.

[stan please he doesnt need to know this no one does]
kickbuttseatnuts: (Yes she can easily)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So like, do you have actual evidence, are you framing him for your crimes, or is this all just a waste of time?
athleticallyinclined: (I don't know what that means)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not familiar with that word.
athleticallyinclined: (well not that one)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Have we?

[ Not all of us have. ]

On what grounds?
psychopinesis: (it's simple)

[personal profile] psychopinesis 2018-01-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Domestic rats are pretty intelligent, actually.]

Yeah.

...Y'know, you might have a better chance if you go for his face first.
Edited 2018-01-20 19:10 (UTC)
athleticallyinclined: (as a specimen yes i'm intimidating)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
We are here to find a killer.

[ Truth has nothing to do with it. ]
tanukey: (um)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's such a shock.

[A highly exaggerated wink at anyone else nearby.]
athleticallyinclined: (Default)

[personal profile] athleticallyinclined 2018-01-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just keep working on that zen, Beast ]

So you admit you had no control over yourself!
faciliheir: (I could say that I'm hurt)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-20 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, we're here to find the killer. Who's almost definitely not him.
upgradeit: (plug it)

[personal profile] upgradeit 2018-01-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If anything, I was saying he's stupider than the animals he claims are dangerous.

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