Week 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well, someone took the bait last week, and now two people (if either of them could really be called a person) are dead. Not only that, it seems like your first host is now out of commission and replaced by someone who claims to be The Phantom. While he may not be incredibly worse than Facilier yet, it would be a stretch to say he's an improvement.

But, things aren't all bad! When the guests wake up on Sunday, they will find the stairs in the foyer are now open, leading to a whole new floor to explore!

And there's booze so no one will have to drink vinegar anymore.

28 guests remain]

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

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Comments

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[bestchefinparis]

Would anyone ever think vinegar is liquor?

[Guess who missed Louis' misadventures in the afterparty]

[tanukey]

Musclehead McNoodlearms did.

[Barely restrained snickering.]

You shoulda seen the look on his dumb face- "this isn't vodka!" Ha!

[bestchefinparis]

[Gaston, eh? Rémy actually seems amused by that, because it's Gaston. Yeah, he's not fond of that man after what happened in the trial]

That guy isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Serves him right]

[tanukey]

That guy's not even in the- ...I dunno, what's a bigger version of a shed, a barn? Warehouse maybe?

[bestchefinparis]

Bigger than a warehouse. I don't think he even realized he was putting himself in danger when he kept accusing Beast over and over.

[tanukey]

Douchebag probably thinks he's immortal or something.

...Think we could talk him into bum-rushing Randy or Bonebag?

[bestchefinparis]

[Gaston may be a jerk, but that doesn't mean Rémy's going to get him into danger. Realizing he may be walking on eggshells, he tries to think of a way to sidestep the issue]

Do you think he'd do that? He looks like the type to bark a lot and not do anything when it really counts.

[tanukey]

[Oh come on, it'd be funny. To Rocket.]

Huh, maybe. Definitely talks a bigger game than he's got about Beast, at least.

[bestchefinparis]

Gaston hasn't tried to get into fistfights with anyone yet, right?

[Keyword being 'yet' and...not in the trial because Gaston almost getting into fights that day didn't go unnoticed, that's for sure]

[tanukey]

Yeah, okay, point.

[He's definitely filing this away for purposes of needling Gaston later.]

We could test it by settin' up a big mirror- wait, no, he'd probably try mating with his reflection, not fighting it...

[bestchefinparis]

[Rémy makes a particularly disgusted face. This is a mental picture he really didn't need, why did you do that, Rocket]

He wouldn't even recognize it's his own reflection! He'd start looking for the musclehead he saw, thinking it's some new guy around here.

[tanukey]

[Live around Peter "Starlord" Quill enough and you come away with certain expectations about humanity.]

So he ends up on a snipe hunt for a guy that doesn't exist.

Sounds like a win-win, as long as we don't have to be in the same room as the mirror.