Week 3

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well, someone took the bait last week, and now two people (if either of them could really be called a person) are dead. Not only that, it seems like your first host is now out of commission and replaced by someone who claims to be The Phantom. While he may not be incredibly worse than Facilier yet, it would be a stretch to say he's an improvement.

But, things aren't all bad! When the guests wake up on Sunday, they will find the stairs in the foyer are now open, leading to a whole new floor to explore!

And there's booze so no one will have to drink vinegar anymore.

28 guests remain]

[SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]

[OOC: and don't forget to fill out this week's activity check!]

Comments

[nachosquire]

Go for it!

[please tell him about the time you were an actual zombie]

[sorrydoods]

[Oh boy!]

Well, one time we were having a party at the Mystery Shack to celebrate its reopening, long story there, and it was going really well, until Dipper decided to call these government guys that were looking for supernatural things in Gravity Falls, which is like, filled with super weird things, and he was trying to prove there were strange things there, and he accidentally ended up raising the dead. I was going to try helping Dipper and Mabel, but then I got bit and turned into a zombie, so I helped the other zombies try to eat there brains. Eventually, though, Dipper, Mabel and Stan killed all the other zombies by singing a song while I was watching TV. In the end they ended up curing me with some weird combination of cinnamon, formaldehyde, and a bunch of other stuff.

[...so how's Marco doing?]

[nachosquire]

[That. Is a lot to take in all at once, honestly. Marco's seen some shit during his time with Star but....... wow.]

...you know. I was not expecting to hear that kind of story when you asked if you could share one.

[wow]

[sorrydoods]

Yeah, it...it was really crazy.

What about you? You got any really interesting stories to tell?

[Tell him about the time you grew a second head!]

[nachosquire]

[how about he doesn't tell that story it's.... not.... a good one....]

Me? Uhh..... well..... there was the time I was eaten by a ghost on Halloween?

[sorrydoods]

[...]

...okay, pass those nachos, cause this sounds like a really good one.

[nachosquire]

[That gets a small laugh out of Marco, and he pushes the bowl over to Soos.]

I wish I had a flashlight, that'd totally make this story even scarier but okay, okay.

[Marco clears his throat, and then begins speaking in a spooooky voice to give this story some pizzazz.]

One dark, foggy night on Halloween--- well actually, it was clear now that I think about it.

[...]


One dark, clear night on Halloween. Terror didn't strike the Diaz household, because Marco's dad sucked at being scary. He threw a haunted house every year and got disappointed over it when the kids wouldn't scream even if you paid them to, so while Marco went out to find babies to bribe, Star decided to make the house actually scary.

She and our weird occult-obsessed friend Janna went upstairs, and they summoned a ghost. A ghost, who went by the name Hungry Larry.

[Dramatic pause, to wait for a reaction from Soos.]

[sorrydoods]

[Soos is just sitting down, rocking back and forth as he's eating the nachos.]

What happened next?

[nachosquire]

He-- actually, I have no idea if he's a ghost or not. He's this little white guy that looks like one? Whatever.

[Shrugs it off, before spooky voice is back.]

Hungry Larry set up in Star's bedroom, and at first it was going well. People went up there, screams were had, and Marco's dad finally had a scary haunted house.

Except.... whenever anyone went up there, their screams would just stop. Abruptly. Without any rhyme or reason.

Star and Marco went up to investigate after a group of children had went up there, only to find the room covered in this thick, black goop. It was silent, there were no children to be found. Just that black, black goop.

[Another pause, going on for a few seconds before Marco suddenly stands up, intending on jumpscaring poor Soos.]

But then!

From the ceiling dropped Hungry Larry. He had grown ten times his size and poor Star and Marco were no match for this ravenous beast! They were gobbled up in seconds, stuck in the belly of the beast with everyone else. They were goners, never to have another Halloween again.....




.....until, Marco's dad, Rafael Diaz came and beat the crap out of Hungry Larry. While also scarring everyone for life because he had candy stuck in his eyes and mouth and trust me, he did not look friendly.

[sorrydoods]

[Well, he definitely jumps a little bit at that surprise, even dropping a nacho. Rip

He nods a bit at that ending. Kinda reminds him of something.]

I like the happy ending. It kinda makes me think of the time me and a couple friends fought off this monster guy made of candy and won after he ate me and I ate my way out.

[...so does Marco feel like he's been beat?]

[nachosquire]

............you what?

[That sounds horrific you're horrific Soos.]

[sorrydoods]

[To be fair it was really creepy]

I ate my way out of a guy made of candy. It was pretty tasty, too. Luckily he was pretty okay with it, cause he was mostly made of candy nobody liked, and he really wanted someone to say he tasted good.

[Soos, that doesn't make it okay to eat a man alive]

[nachosquire]

So you..... became a cannibal... and he liked it?

[im sorry but marcos kinkshaming you]

[sorrydoods]

I don't...think so? He was like, far from human, and I don't think you're a cannibal if it's not human.

[kinkshame away he kinda had it coming]

[nachosquire]

Okay, so you ate a monster alive then.

[STILL NOT LOOKIN GREAT THERE SOOS]

[sorrydoods]

Yeah, that's it!

[JUST...SAID WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE...]

And it was good timing too, cause we probably would've all died if I didn't.

[oh good he saved it]

[nachosquire]

Well at least you managed to save everyone's lives.. I guess.

[and marco learned about vore today]

[sorrydoods]

Yup!

[this is a topic we can't escape here, can we?]