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foolishmortals2018-02-11 10:49 am
Week 6
[. . . Well last week sure was a bloodbath. A bloody, accidental bloodbath. Even with two groups trying to save you, it might start to feel doubtful that you'll ever get out of here alive. Not to mention that Randy almost killed you all on an angry whim and you're still stuck in this madhouse with him of all people.
But hey, there's a silver lining to every cloud! You get a new floor that's not a nightmarish deathscape! Aren't you glad?
18 people remain]
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But hey, there's a silver lining to every cloud! You get a new floor that's not a nightmarish deathscape! Aren't you glad?
18 people remain]
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I don't understand him- it's clear he hated doing it, but for some reason he's powerless to stop it. This is all so much.
There must be some kind of loophole- something connecting the dead together, but what?
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do you want to jinx us jimley]We need to figure out ways to get to them, though. They're in "boxes" apparently, but where are they kept? Like are they shrunk when they die and put into little shoe boxes are they actually in the Underworld right now and we'll have to preform some kind of satanic ritual to save them-- I have no idea!
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[HE'S TRYING]
Something about souls? Perhaps their dimension is a box, a- like a jail cell! That's awfully cruel, at least the Crystal Dimension has all the space it needs for prisoners. Even if our prisoners are trapped in crystals indefinitely.
Uhhh. I might know a ritual or two, but I honestly doubt any powerful magic will work correctly or at all.
[Wow his demonic traits sure are coming to light...kind of. He's not fond of necromancy.]
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[Marco doesn't wanna talk about crystal prison. He lived through it and does not wanna live through it again, thanks.]
And yeah, I think you're right. Even if we found Star's wand it probably wouldn't do much-- if anything.
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[Haha yeah what the fuck- he remembers freaking out about it and it seemed like centuries ago. He kind of misses Rhombulus, but knows for a grim fact he probably wouldn't make it as far as he did.]
What is it with powerful magic working efficiently for our captors yet not ours?
[Everything happens so much and is confusing.]
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[He has no idea how the physics of magic works-- he's only used one (1) spell and gone criminally insane because he saw dark spells (which he probably doesnt even remember lbr) so.... sh...rugs...]
Maybe there's one of those magic crystal things like they had at St. Olga's but it doesn't restrict the use of dark magic or something?
gently screams at svtfoe canon
There might be- I know for sure they must have one of those Tramorfidian crystals, or a variation of it hidden somewhere.
[A beat.]
How'd you end up in St. Olga's?
oh same
[That's such a long story, but he'll try to explain it as Concisely as Possible.]
Star's friend got sent there so Star and I went and busted her out. And I might have started a princess rebellion... whiiiich might have cost Heinous her entire livelyhood which is totally fine 'cause that woman be craaaaay.
[ya know what hes sayin]
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[Casually throws his coworker under the bus despite the fact he's probably watching this mess from somewhere safe.]
Gotta hand it to you, that's impressive! I vaguely recall hearing about it.
[Not his department, but yeah.]
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[Marco rubs the back of his head a little sheepishly.]
And I'm glad to be that person, even though I still have times where I catch myself with my pinky up when I'm drinking tea.
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Ehhh, I wouldn't worry about that. Drink tea however you want; smash the system, etc.
[HYPE!]
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[Goatdad would you please not.]
Welp! It's too bad Star's gonna be the leader and not me!
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If not Mewni, then something else for sure! Either or.
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I'll take graduating to a really cool knight.. maybe an advisor or something.