SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

Comments

[memotome]

Look at the size of that python!

[there isn't a python there.]

We call him Monty. Monty the Python is over 26 feet long. And he's been known to swallow tiny mice who sit on my boat who wear tiny detective outfits and have big gay crushes on giant criminal rodents. But don't worry folks. He's fine. He's friendly. He might even get a crush on you.

[not_over_yet]

...I take it silence is not something you accept in an audience.

[ Also that one was trying waaaaaay too hard, dial it back a bit, Hades. ]