SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

Comments

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Oh, let him have his fun. Its better than some grim, nefarious thing with lots of dramatic music.

[notreadyatall]

It's all bullshit. He's tryin' to butter us up, I know his tricks.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Allllso probably that. [Its like it suddenly occurs to her "oh yeah, hell."]

...I don't see any traps yet in this area, at least.

[memotome]

Uh oh, a deadly swarm of insects is coming right for us!

[a gun materializes out of smoke, and hades points it right at nothing]

I'll fire off a couple of shots to scare 'em off, this is gonna sound real familiar to the guy from France!

[he pretends to shoot three times, and rather than going "bang" with every shot, he says a quick "gastonisanidiot" every time he shoots.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

[She laughs again before frowning.]

damn he's good at this

[memotome]

Okay, we're in the Indian Elephant bathing pool now. Don't worry, you can look. They're all wearing their trunks. And you can tell that these are Indian Elephants because we're in India. Last week, they overturned six of our boats… only FIVE of them were MINE, though!