SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

Comments

[sorrydoods]

[Soos shivers because holy fuck]

Yeah, that's...that's super bad. Really, really bad.

[memotome]

I got real different goals. I can't have Bill's crap - y'know, I just don't want him getting in the way of things. I don't want a universe ruled by a dorito.

[hasit]

.......Dorito?

[memotome]

He looks like a dorito. Like a corn chip.

[hasit]

Ah. A dehydrochip. Right.

[doesn't make sense but! she can assume that the thing that killed Stan and Mabel is somehow shaped like an Earth snack food.]

[sorrydoods]

Yeah, the-the chaos and death that would cause wo-

[...

oh

my

god]

D-dorito?! That's-that's a good one!

[He's actually laughing. Congrats Hades, you made a depressed man feel a little better.]

[not_over_yet]

[ Villains are so much better at making people happy than he is? Right up to that tipping point where the murdering gets involved? Why do people work like this??





Also what's a corn chip,, ...Buuut Soos being not-depressed is good, yeah. ]