ENDGAME GROUP 1: Hellscapes (Log 1)

[yourghosthost]

Now then.

[The initial groups have begun to disperse, and Ghostave and a group of stalwart young heroes remain seated right where they are.]

One of the things we’re looking for is supposedly in The Underworld. I intend to use this opportunity to speak to Hades as well, about his intentions.

...As well as find this “other box” that he seems to have so casually mentioned. Do we have any questions before we venture forth?

(ooc: if you’re in group 1, this is one of your logs!)

Comments

[kindaruledatit]

Have you killed before you met us?

[whistlenotchirp]

MY MEMORY ISN'T EXACTLY RELIABLE WENDY!

[madmadam]

Might as well kill him again just to make sure.

[cronch.]

[whistlenotchirp]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!

[madmadam]

For the food, of course!

[She now has two hotdogs??]

[roundzero]

You want to kill me? I'd hardly say you have a shot at that, madwoman.

[madmadam]

[slooooooowly turns her head to face him.]

Beg pardon?

[roundzero]

I'm not about to be talked down to by some beggar hag.

[madmadam]

[:)

:))))))]

I don't think you quite realize who it is you're talking to, my dear.

[roundzero]

A feeble old woman!

1/2

[madmadam]

[:)))))

sharp inhale, starts slowly marching towards him.]

Now, now, don't tell me you've never heard of the Magnificent, Marvelous...

2/2

[madmadam]

[There's a poof of smoke and that sure is a fuckin dragon.]

MAD MADAM MIM?

[hallotween]

[CHEERING GO GRAUNTIE MIM]

[roundzero]

...Is that all?

[Something's not right.]

[madmadam]

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

[Aaaaand she steps on him.]

1/3

[roundzero]

[squish.

well, that was anticlimactic.]

2/3

[roundzero]

[...suddenly, his booming voice rings up from under there. She can feel her foot slowly being lifted up.]

STRIKING FIRST, HAG?

3/3

[roundzero]

TERRIBLE FORM!

[...He's about the same size as he was before. But there's something black oozing all over him.

He casually lifts the foot up, and just sort of, tries to toss her to the side.]

[whistlenotchirp]

....what the shit.

[hallotween]

[. . .]

Gross.

[just sorta. gets on her knees and opens her bag and sorta like sticks half her body in it looking for something.]

[madmadam]

[She stumbles a little but pretends like that didn't just surprise her or anything.]

NOT DEAD YET? AND HERE I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING STRENUOUS TODAY.

[let's breathe some fire on this guy!]

[roundzero]

[...Is he gonna try to scale the dragon.]

FIRE WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD, DEARIE! NOT WHEN I'M INVINCIBLE!

[He makes a massive leap and...he sure as hell is gonna try and scale the dragon.]

[madmadam]

[SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS INTENSIFIES]

NOBODY'S INVINCIBLE, INKY! UNLESS YOU'RE ME!

[nah she's gonna turn into a snake and slither away from him]

[roundzero]

THIS SUIT MAKES ME INVINCIBLE!

[As he falls, he fires out some webbing at her as she slithers away, hoping to catch her, but his attention turns back to the others.]

PERHAPS I SHOULD TAKE OUT YOUR FRIENDS IN ORDER TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!

[whistlenotchirp]

...Miiiiim, maybe we need to back up from this guy.