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foolishmortals2018-06-16 12:00 pm
imthetrashman) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-16 12:00 pm
FIRST TRIAL
Alright, everyone! You’ve had your fun - meet in my famous Swackhammer Trash Castle(c) for the next phase of this murder thing ASAP!
[...okay, we’re going to the trash castle. The trash drawbridge lowers, allowing you access.
Inside the trash castle is what appears to be...a basketball stadium, albeit one made out of trash. In the center of the court are around 26 podiums - each with a name enscribed on them. There are also bleachers available should you need alternative seating arrangements. There are also a large number of basketballs in the area, and two of the podiums are literally on fire - Boss Baby’s and Zhu Li Moon’s.
There’s also a stand selling overpriced hot dogs and beer. King Dice is running it.
Mr. Swackhammer has his own little box high above the basketball court, and observes with intrigue.]
You all get a fair chance to figure out who committed the murder! Once you’re ready to pin it on someone, you have to say that person’s name and sink a basket - nah, I’m just kidding. You write it down. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory! Don’t vote, you’re dead! Vote wrong and you’re dead! Have fun!
[...okay, we’re going to the trash castle. The trash drawbridge lowers, allowing you access.
Inside the trash castle is what appears to be...a basketball stadium, albeit one made out of trash. In the center of the court are around 26 podiums - each with a name enscribed on them. There are also bleachers available should you need alternative seating arrangements. There are also a large number of basketballs in the area, and two of the podiums are literally on fire - Boss Baby’s and Zhu Li Moon’s.
There’s also a stand selling overpriced hot dogs and beer. King Dice is running it.
Mr. Swackhammer has his own little box high above the basketball court, and observes with intrigue.]
You all get a fair chance to figure out who committed the murder! Once you’re ready to pin it on someone, you have to say that person’s name and sink a basket - nah, I’m just kidding. You write it down. Majority rules, and your participation is mandatory! Don’t vote, you’re dead! Vote wrong and you’re dead! Have fun!
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[She's. Just a LITTLE fixated on that detail, for some reason.]
Mister Wabuu, what in the world actually happened?! All of it.
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So I threw the shirt at her.
And then I thought, if she's going to go out of her way to try to kill me, why not return the favor?
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