Mr. Swackhammer (
imthetrashman) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-06-23 05:40 am
SECOND TRIAL
Alright! Time to go to the Trash Castle again, you know why? It’s because you’re all trash and I hate you!
[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.
Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]
Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!
[The trial room is mostly unchanged, save for Wabuu’s podium is now smashed to pieces and Spongebob’s podium has been replaced with a Spongebob-shaped headstone that is also on fire.
Instead of selling alcohol, King Dice is now selling Tide Pods out of his little booth.]
Lesgo! I don’t got all day! He was already dead after three seasons and a movie plus the first seventy-five percent of the second movie plus a hit broadway musical that deserved a Tony anyway!

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She throws her arms around Penny, nearly sobbing:]
Thank you.
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It's- it's okay. ...I promise you're still very 'svelte' and pretty.
[Awkward back pat?]
[Also this might be kind of like getting a hug from a mack truck, Penny's pretty darn solid.]
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...Wow, Penny, you're so...strong.
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[A promise which will surely never turn cruelly ironic in any way.]
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Thank you, like, so much.
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[She actually does a little salute.]
Protecting people is my duty! And you've been really nice to me.
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Her? Nice?
Sounds fake.]
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[Penny gives a supportive little wave as Cleo leaves.]
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